loosing table

loosing the point of conversation
i am not following you

- anyway, what I wanted say originally was the story about the empty barrel...

- sorry, I am loosing table

by Eyquem November 14, 2016

Table Pounder

A conversation that gets you so worked up it makes you hit the table. Usually to draw attention or show anger.

Man if you tell a sexist jokes around her she becomes a real table pounder.

by She_knows_it November 15, 2016

table shaker

banging a girl so hard on a table

i gave her the table shaker last night

by your pseudm December 5, 2016

Table

Why did you search for table

Get Timothy on the table and get the knife.

I don’t think Timothy likes tables.

Strap Timothy to the table!

by Ankmamma November 14, 2018

Table

A thing to put your drank on and it usually has 4 legs even though it can't walk

let's drank at that table

by Slurp juice November 28, 2018

Under The Table

A place where shy guys go when they want you to join them to do the frick-frack.

Leah: Why is Henry under the table?
Lauren: He's waiting for you.
Leah: Please. We'd do it on top.

by Karisuta November 3, 2018

Table guy

Someone who sits down at the table and tells those around him all the things they have done with their life but no one really cares.

All Abraham talks about is about how many girls he gets, what a table guy.

by Don’t ask questions🤫 November 6, 2018