by LimA5 May 15, 2022

An exhortation that, taken at face value, is actually good advice, except that when people tell you to do it, they don't ACTUALLY mean "Think for yourself", they mean "Reject mainstream news sources, and trust fringe, loony ones". On the rare occasion that they don't mean this, they still mean "Think for yourself, and agree with me!" At no time, when anybody ever tells you to think for yourself, does the thought ever cross their mind that you could possibly think for yourself, and reach a different conclusion from the one that they reached, or one that is even opposite to the one that they reached.
"Vaccines are poison, and chemtrails are causing birth defects! Think for yourself, watch this poorly-researched YouTube video, and you will agree with me!"
by q359 July 25, 2023

A term coined by the late and great Alton Cain, a think spot is the spot on the back or top of a guys head that when he’s deep in thought he automatically picks at obsessively and unconsciously. They pull at it, pick it, scratch it until it bleeds, gets infected or hair no longer grows there.
“Alton! Quit picking at it, it’s bleeding!” Meghan yelled. “Quiet woman! It’s my think spot, can’t you see I’m thinkin!”
Sadly, there was nothing the doctor could do for poor Paul. His hair would no longer grow in his think spot.
Sadly, there was nothing the doctor could do for poor Paul. His hair would no longer grow in his think spot.
by MamaNasty May 28, 2022

no you won't
by obscureharrypottercharacter March 16, 2023

A hazing type position that a fraternity pledge may assume when they answer a question incorrectly. Also known as a "Think about it"
The position is summarized as such:
- Your head goes on the ground,
- You lift yourself up like a plank position,
- Then put your hands behind your back.
The position is summarized as such:
- Your head goes on the ground,
- You lift yourself up like a plank position,
- Then put your hands behind your back.
Pledgemaster: "Think about why you pissed me off"
Pledges: *Get into a thinking man, and hold it as long as possible*
Pledges: *Get into a thinking man, and hold it as long as possible*
by Gluc April 19, 2021

by ted November 23, 2003
