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Kengaroo Handshake

The act of rubbing one's testicles on anothers in a handshaking manner.
dude, that guy is so gay. i bet he loves kengaroo handshakes.
by Steve0004 March 13, 2025
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Pacific Handshake

Also known as a 'handjob', a Pacific Handshake is when another person tugs your meat. Named after the way certain tribes in the Pacific do handshakes.
I met some hot Hawaiin gal last night, she gave me a Pacific Handshake.
by Murky Daniels September 18, 2025
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stripper handshake

When two dancers titty fight each other when they see each other.
Pink have a stripper handshake to Ride when she seen her to say hi.
by The one and only Pink December 11, 2017
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Spastic's Handshake

Named for the fact that mongs often don't know their own strength
"I fingered Sonya behind the bins at the YMCA last night, her fanny was as tight as a spastic's handshake"
by HomesickFoetus September 14, 2020
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Cheshire handshake

The act of being a utter wanker for no reason
“Wow Joel is doing the Cheshire handshake
What a wanker”
by Beau_the_smeg February 7, 2025
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Democratic Handshake

When one male gives another male a hand release, typically free of charge
Hey little Johnny thanks for coming to the rally today, Uncle Joe would love to give you a Democratic Handshake to show my appreciation
by Schwanz Master March 2, 2024
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peasant handshake

When someone shits on their hand then shakes the second partys hand with out said person knowing in an act of a agreement and promise.

similar to "Spit on it" when both partys spit on their hands and shake in a act of agreement and promise
I made a promise with Dave not to talk about the fact I cheated on my wife and after I shook his hand I found his shit on my hand.
The dude did a peasant handshake.
by billy mc 1969 August 7, 2019
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