Mario Zepeda

A sexy beast with a bbc cracked at Fortnite and roblox.

Omg Mario Zepeda’s packing like 10 inches😍

by Rizzzgoddddd November 11, 2023

Full Mario kart

Everything's going great and you end up losing. Becoming so black out angry you want to punch holes through everything and throw your couch through a wall

I got my taco Bell order home and they forgot my Mexican pizza. I pulled back in there and went Full Mario Kart.

by Xbombtrackx October 10, 2017

Mario Syndrome

When a person has to 1 UP any story you tell, no matter if it's something big, small, celebratory, or traumatic.

You know that girl, Sarah? I swear she has Mario syndrome. I can't tell her a single thing without her sharing her own experience.

by anonymous June 3, 2023

Mario Kart 8 Deluxe

bad

this is competitive mario kart 8 deluxe, twelve players of similar skill vote on one of these four formats

by mk8dx lounge June 30, 2024

Mario

Mario is a cute guy most likely mixed he simps for every girl and likes shooting people

Ayo mario you like that one bitch no nigga keep asking me and I'mma kill you pussy

by anonymous April 25, 2021

Mario from school

Very insecure and deflects it onto others

Mario from school is A insecure person that maya doesn’t like

by Brhebehdhrh November 27, 2021

Mario

funny Italian man who saves the princess and has funny mustache

“HE’S A PLUMBER NAMED MARIO, WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING??”
“i save-a the princess!”

by peripheral glag May 15, 2025