That vegan teacher

Katie Karen diekmeyer otherwise known as that vegan teacher is a Canadian YouTuber who is known for her controversial methods of promoting veganism. One of them includes her singing a song telling people to change their religion if it doesn’t allow them to be vegan. She has a dog named Bella whom she feeds a vegan diet. Her Tiktok account was suspended for making a suggestive joke to a minor, Tommyinnit. She is also a former teacher.

“Eating animals is wrong, hurting animals is wrong, share this song!”
-that vegan teacher

by anonymous June 2, 2022

Maths teacher

My maths teacher once said; “You just blew in my tube… You have to ask permission before you do that.”

Boy 1 “do you want to go blow on his tube”

Boy 2 “hell yeah man.”
*The Maths teacher looming over them* “No, you need to ask permission to do that…”

by Stock photo of a man May 10, 2023

A Bitch Teacher

The bitch that takes off 5 points if you don't indent. Also tends to pick favorites but your not one of them. Says she does not curse but yet you hear her use language worse than a sailor.

Guy1-Babe, Ms.Jackson is a bitch teacher!
Girl1-I know what a bitch!

by I Am Shady March 13, 2019

Parent Teacher Conference

When your child is so fucking stupid, failing every class and showing no signs that there's no hope they'll ever graduate and move out. It's the last resort is initiated by the parents; an emergency hook up to see if anything can be "worked out".

Dad: Connie, have you seen Norman's latest report card? Goddamn it! How can this boy be so fucking stupid? He's failing 12th grade for the second year in a row. It's even worse this year than last year!!
Mom: I know Derek, but I have a solution. I have scheduled a parent teacher conference this weekend with the principal. I'm sure we'll work something out.
Dad: Whatever it takes. I can't this idiot living here one day past his 18th birthday!

by Old Man Neltson July 27, 2023

Teachers

Essentially, they're prison guards in a maximum security federal prison nearest to you! Like real guards, some are nice, most are demonic fuckers who don't get paid enough to give a damn about your wellbeing and are assholes to the entire class.

depressed student: goddamn it! My teachers are such whores! this place is hell

by my_fucking_mother April 8, 2022

Teacher

People that teach you shit that mostly ain’t useful, makin’ you want to slap the shit out of them, always be tellin us what to do which is bullshit, always be goin home to suck dick and poppin they pussy, comin to school and always coming to hop on your dick, and tellin us shit that sometimes ain’t true.

Yo that bitch nobody like her she’s like a teacher

by Dollar$AYYY December 2, 2019

Civics Teacher

A large, loud woman who thinks she is the coolest and hip hoppiest kid in her class. She will yell, yet having no reason what so ever. She's so hypocritical, she will have an attitude and when you answer her question, she will have a problem about it acting like your rude. She talks like a preacher and says boy a lot. She will have at least 5 photos of Obama on her wall.

The Civics Teacher, put another 10 posters of Obama on her wall.

by RnG223 October 27, 2021