stoner

someone who smokes more than 3 drugs , snorts coke , and is always h!gh🍃

allí ah: aye that dude adrian fine ash

malinda:gurl be careful he a stoner fr fr

by braazymshollywood👅🚶🏻‍♀️ March 27, 2021

Schrödinger's Stoner

Someone who decides whether or not weed is addictive based on whether or not they need it.

Kyle: "James, you smoke weed too much. You're probably addicted."
James: "Nah bro weed isn't addictive bro. I can stop at any time I want to."

*4 hours later*

James: "I am going through a mildly stressful event that will probably resolve itself in the near future. I really need to go smoke."
Kyle: "You're a Schrödinger's Stoner, James."

by urwifesboyfriend June 14, 2021

Stoner

A person usually named Brynn or something similar that talks about how rarely they light the devils lettuce but have a huge collection of cannabis products.

Brynn is such a STONER

by Hardy hat hat April 25, 2021

stoner baddie

a bad bitch that also partakes in large amounts of the devils lettuce. aka; a stoner baddie.

“omg she’s such a stoner baddie”
“literally baddie vibes, what a stoner baddie”

by hoebae420 April 15, 2022

Huge stoner

Michael Heath

Man, that Michael Heath kid smokes so much fuckin weed! What a huge stoner.

by civiccycle47 July 19, 2016

summer stoner

When a person, typically a college student, or a twenty something, who smokes marijuana mainly during the summer break and much less/none during the Fall and Winter semesters.

Dealer: "I'll be on campus for all of fall semester, so hmu if you need any."
Buyer: "It's all good; I'm a summer stoner."

by sidetoside July 29, 2017

stoner run

Any time you order delivery or carry out or you go somewhere to eat between the hours of 11:30 and 4:15

Craig and I went to Taco Bell for a stoner run last night.

by TheHarbringer July 12, 2015