As my eyes opened on a crisp an sunny winter day, I hoisted my legs out of bed and reached out for my jelly shoes which seemed an eternity away. I then proceeded to dress myself with a sparkly orange t-shirt and a pair of stripped trousers, I grabbed my hat and shoved it over my scalp to cover my tragic haircut. I then turned the knob and walked downstairs into the kitchen, when i had reached to kitchen I was shocked to find a lack of cereal. I am a huge fan of muesli and especially enjoy the muesli they sell in co-op as it has a nice crunch to it . Sadly all we had in the house was Crunchy Nut, to add to my misery in addition to not having muesli we had no semi skimmed milk only soya milk which is not refreshing and tastes a bit like a Smear Stain.
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your first girlfriend or boyfriend that made you the happiest.
and no matter how long ago it was or how it ended or who came afterwards— you just never stop loving them.
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your first girlfriend or boyfriend that made you the happiest.
and no matter how long ago it was or how it ended or who came afterwards— you just never stop loving them.
it sucks... lol.
friend: "why wont you date him?"
me: "i— i can't."
friend: "you're still hungup on that one guy?"
me: *sigh* *shrug* "he's my curry stain. there's nothing i can do about it."
friend: "not even if you---"
me: "ive tried everything... i mean it, there's nothing i can do about it."
me: "i— i can't."
friend: "you're still hungup on that one guy?"
me: *sigh* *shrug* "he's my curry stain. there's nothing i can do about it."
friend: "not even if you---"
me: "ive tried everything... i mean it, there's nothing i can do about it."
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