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splitting the G

passionate gay sex between two Guiness drinkers
“hey Sean, our Guinesses just arrived, let’s try splitting the G”
“OK Dave, just gotta get my cock out first”
by rasta badmon February 9, 2025
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Split

Another word for a bisexual. Originated in Queen Anne's county Maryland by Miguel Triana.
by Mig T December 15, 2016
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Banana split

A sex act done in a threesome where one guy is getting a blow job (banana) and a rim job (split) at the same time.
I hooked up with twins last night. They didn't do anything with each other, but gave me a great banana split!
by Gerrold and Chauncey November 1, 2020
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Split Basher

A derogatory trade term. Describing installer(s) of basic air conditioning split systems.

See also: “split bashing”

These types of systems are usually installed in a domestic dwelling and typically comprise one indoor and one outdoor unit, with interconnecting pipes and wiring. The term likely originated from the electrical equivalent known as “house bashing”

It insinuates that specific air conditioning engineers may lack understanding of the principles of refrigeration and other more complicated systems within the sector due to the simplicity and low risk involved with “split bashing” (installing small air conditioning systems).

An experienced “split basher” should be able to complete installation within one day and may see to conduct it with a laid back and optimistic “that’ll do” attitude, utilising only the minimum tools, equipment and effort necessary to get it to work. As a result, a true “bashed split” install may often look untidy or half finished and lack proper pipe and cable management systems.
Steve: “He’s another split basher. Doubt he knows anything about the vapour compression cycle. He probably thinks enthalpy is a feeing of compassion
by speedtoast July 7, 2020
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coffin tick or coffin split

Achieving an additional bird species to your Life List by the creation of a new species, by the splitting (upgrading a subspecies to a full species status); but after you die.
This assumes an individual maintains your Life List and monitors the creation of new species from Subspecies you have seen and identified in your Life List.

Derived from Armchair Tick or Armchair Split.
Though Tom died last year in Panama, seeking to increase his Life List of 7,994 bird species, his wife was able to increase his List to 8,002 species with 8 coffin tick or coffin split due to the IOC upgrading a dozen former subspecies to full species status.
by Professional Birder March 29, 2024
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Zorro Split

Mustache similar to Zorro's, two mustaches divided by a small gap.
by YourMomsFather May 22, 2021
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Split it and Quit it

Awkwardly riding in an Uber and splitting the fare with people you just met at a bar (typically to another bar) in an effort to save money. You hope that you won't see them again.
"Hey bro did you hook up with that girl from the bar last night? Nah man, we just Ubered to another bar and I escaped, fortunately I was able to Split it and Quit it."
by DeadliftinJoe August 9, 2016
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