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Oyster in a Half Shell

Normally, Oyster in a Half Shell is taken to mean a food dish. However, the extended and additional definition of that expression leads to that of the sexual nature. Now, it is also a phrase that denotes when a male ejaculates onto, or, into a woman's palm after she causes such an incident to occur after performing digital sex, or more commonly known as a hand job. Although it is basically understood that this refers to the same regarding prostitution, many non-professional women, married and unmarried, call it the same thing. Boasting by men about the act often occurs, somewhat like a badge of recognition, et al.,.
Hooker After Satisfying a Client: "Wow! He howled when I jerked him off and I ended up with an 'oyster in a half shell'!"

A Conferring Couple After Intercourse: "I loved it, dear! Your 'oyster in a half shell' was great!!" said Linda.

Man Who is a Legend in his Own Mind: "Yeah, I'm the man! Just did that girl. She then rubbed me off. Talk about 'oyster in a half shell'! There was so much cum that she's thinking about suing me because it slid off the sides of her hands and onto her expensive carpet!"
by Mike in Aurora, Colorado May 21, 2008
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Skelly (to be a Skelly)

To possess a state of mind unlike any other - sometimes unintelligible and often incomprehensible. There can only be one Skelly.
*dring!* Hey, Skelly's just signed in to Messenger using that daft nickname in case somebody recognises him. ;)
by Pabski July 14, 2003
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sell out

When a person that is supposed to be amdd tight wit u like a close friend or girlfriend that u been goin out wit for a long time :1)leave u somewhere and leave and chill wit other ppl:2) get mad at u even tho theyre rong
Yo he sold me out to go chill owt those herbs.
by BiG G April 12, 2003
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sell out

by jayde October 10, 2003
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ebay power seller

low life loser who spend most of the day finding garbage that some other loser somewhere in the world is willing to pay for. The lowest of all sales people because they do not need to show face and can get away with the term selling as is.
ebay power seller sells faces in your toast, brittany spears honeymoon underwear, dorito chips resembling popes hat and other bizzare items.
by corrine criter June 27, 2006
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skelly

A word used in response to a story which seems dubious.
'Pulling a skelly' on someone entails an action, where the index finger is put under the nose, to make a finger moustache.

most commonly used in response to a questionable or suspect story, where the likelyhood of a fake story is high.

used as:
Skelly
Skelly over you
Skel
Fair Skel
ex1.
guy 1: "dude, i had sex with seven women last night."
guy 2: <with finger moustache in place> "skelly."

ex2.
guy 1: "hey, did you smoke all the weed last night?"
guy 2: "no..."
guy 1: <moustache> "skelly over you"
guy 2: "ah lads, mammy!"
by randybadger88 January 9, 2009
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Sellout

A person who looks for "comfort" in all the wrong places and at the expense of their friends
Blinky D: Bro, where is Soggy?
G-Lo: Dunno - he left wiff that chick from the uffa nite.
Blinky D: Man, what a fucking SELLOUT!


The best friend shop called and it appears that they're all SOLDOUT - AGAIN
by G-Lo July 7, 2004
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