shurtyblu

Kind of bitch that is totally smoked everytime you text her, pretends to be a nerd on social media and she'll never shut the fuck up

Shurtyblu, where tf is your Turn Off Botton?

by bob on molly March 4, 2024

Shart Residue

A term referring to the amount of fecal matter left over in ones undergarments as result of a large fart
(usually unintentional).

the room fell silent when all the party goers smelled Timmy's Shart Residue.

by Uhmurecuh February 10, 2012

Schurter

A german name for:

1. Burp

2. Little boy who likes to ride bicycles and trains.

1. Wow, that was a really load schurter.

2. AAhh, your such a schurter.

by TheMasterKing June 27, 2012

Sharticle

An article emailed to others while taking a shit.

I sent my friends a sharticle from Pulse while on the porcelain throne!

by Tito55 August 8, 2013

scurthy

To be the lowest of low. Disgusting and or offensive.

All the scurthy guys are out on the prowl tonight.

by thesaurus master July 6, 2014

Shart Shopping

DEFINITION: A sale so good, you shart your pants.

Also used as: "Now, that's one Shart Shopper!"

Sally was so surprised at how good the prices were at this sale, that she accidentally let some poop out when she thought it would just be gas - Now, that's Shart Shopping!

OR....

Wow, Sally pooped her pants AND saved 30% on that sweater? Wow, she is one Shart Shopper!

by GeenMacheen September 21, 2014

Shart Shopping

DEFINITION: A sale so good, you shart your pants.

Also used as: "Now, that's one Shart Shopper!"

Sally was so surprised at how good the prices were at this sale, that she accidentally let some poop out when she thought it would just be gas - Now, that's Shart Shopping!

OR....

Wow, Sally pooped her pants AND saved 30% on that sweater? Wow, she is one Shart Shopper!

by GeenMacheen September 21, 2014