Shawn B

A guy from Council Bluffs, Iowa who thinks the Union Pacific Railroad is stalking him, even though he moved right next to a railroad crossing. He also claims his mailbox address is “right there on the fucking address”

Schizophrenia or drug use is likely.

Look at Shawn B, he is screaming at the innocent Union Pacific train crew again

by A person who exists April 29, 2024

shawn mendes

the hottest man ever to walk on the face on the earth. anyone should be grateful to live at the same time of this hottie, it is not normal and physically impossible for anyone to look like him hes to talented, my husband can perform and GODAMN HE CAN SING (if you don't belive me listen to piece of you specifically 2:23, teach me how to love, i dont even know your name) literally anything he touches is a masterpiece. hes jawline is on another level literally that can kill you. my baby gets so much hate for being too good that people are jealous of him for being to amazing. my golden retrivier is mine so you people back off. (if you want to go to his concerts when he comes out again please know more songs than stitches before you say your a fan buddy boy)

omg its a golden retrievier it must be shawn mendes

by holly_is_a_mirror May 2, 2024

scrawnmaxxing

maximizing in being slim and scrawny, usually to attract emo girls or cut down on monthly spending to afford lifestyle
not to be confused with anorexia, scrawnmaxxers feast off of the flesh of their victims such as roadkill or straight up eating cows when the farmer isn't looking during feasts.

Only a handful are known to have perfectioned the art of scrawnmaxxing.

Chubbles the 3rd: Hey baby wanna go out and eat somethin?
Slim Jim: kick a rock you bowling ball can't you see i'm scrawnmaxxing

Chubbles the 3rd: I am so bewildered right now, what the fuck is scrawnmaxxing?
Slim Jim: I don't need to explain, you're so dense you bend light and I don't think you'll understand it, you rotund specimen.
Chubbles the 3rd: I guess that's it, I'm taking my fat to hell. You jerk! I always knew you were a fake friend!

by Oliv3 May 7, 2024

shawnboi

is where you like to end up on a stretcher

I love to be shawnboied

by shawnboi May 18, 2024

Shawn

An asshole

Shawn is an asshole

by Goodgiy4321 June 18, 2024

Shawn

A faggot ass bitch who sucks dick

Wow Shawn sucks dick

by Goodgiy4321 June 18, 2024

Shawn Baloch

A guy who lives in Houston Texas cusses way too much says words like nigga nigger faggot and retarded a lot too

Shawn Baloch: fuck you faggot you are a fucking asshole

Shawn Baloch: You guys fucking retarded

Shawn Baloch: Faggot is such a funny word

Shawn Baloch: Retarded is such a funny word

Shawn Balovh you a bitch nigga ass faggot

Shawn Baloch: Shut the fuck up you retarded bitch ass

Shawn Baloch: Fuck that you retarded piece of shit

Shawn Baloch: You're a fucking faggot piece of shit

Shawn Baloch: you're a faggot

Shawn Baloch: Farrukh is retarded

Shawn Baloch: fuck this faggot nigger

Shawn Baloch: FUCK THAT FAGGOT ASS BITCH RETARDED FUCKING CUNT ASS FAGGOT NIGGA THAT BITCH IS DUMB AS SHIT FUCK HIM

by Goodgiy4321 June 18, 2024