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Secret Santa

Synonym for thief. Said to refer specifically to a petty theif but all theft is petty, so go ahead and edit that out of the definition.
by catholicbooty August 26, 2018
mugGet the Secret Santamug.

fantastic santa

When a hoseband dresses up as santaclaus and his wife as Mrs. claus, then the children dress up as elfs. The hoseband sets his beard on fire and the elfs try to jack off so it stops, while Mrs. Claus gives them a rim job.
BOB- "wanna join my Fantastic santa tonight?"

MARC- "ohh yea!"
by HOLLA CHINK December 21, 2010
mugGet the fantastic santamug.

back door santa claus

next to impossible spare while playing video bowling
7-10 split and as the ball careens down the lane, in order to encourage the ball to get the spare you say "back door santa claus"
by dtanger22 August 7, 2010
mugGet the back door santa clausmug.

Santa Claus

When she suck your sac
Wife: want a Santa Claus
by Ksieatsmybumbum November 17, 2020
mugGet the Santa Clausmug.

Santa

The fat fuck at win co who tells little girls to sit on his lap and tell him what toys she likes, all for a candy cane.
"hey santa! Why did you yell at my sister for not sitting on your lap?!"
(True story)
by Susanea September 2, 2020
mugGet the Santamug.

Santa

A guy who likes to come down chimneys.
*role play session*
Mary: Yah! Santa

John (as Santa): I'm gonna come down your chimney tonight.
by BuffaloBillsFan2005 December 24, 2019
mugGet the Santamug.

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