Slump Season

The awkward phase in between Halloween and Thanksgiving where everyone becomes unmotivated, irritable, and sad, for no specific reason. This period of time also overlaps with Cuffing Season, and gets in the way of ones ability to become cuffed. Your friends will begin to ignore you, and all you want to do is sit at home and slump on the couch (and cry) for days. Literally you and everyone you know loses all motivation to do anything.

“Hey man, wanna hang out?”
“Sorry, no, it’s slump season.”
“Ah come on, let’s do something!”
“Nah...”

by Eggs with Legs November 7, 2017

shumpy

A form of grumpiness that occurs in the morning before one's first shit.

Don't go near Russ the Muss this morning. He's a bit shumpy.

by SniffablePurse July 23, 2006

Shumpert

A Shumpert is when a male is getting dome in a hot tub and farts, causing the weiner to pop out of the girls mouth. Shumpert.

Alex romantic evening was suddenly cut short when he let out a shumpert before the happy ending.

by ShNator January 19, 2010

Stumped

The dismemberment of every limb

The Black Knight in the film, Monty Python and The Holy Grail gets stumped after King Arthur defeats him in a fight

by Dusty Smith July 16, 2008

Stumpy

A description of how well a male is. Often used as a nickname for less well endowelled men

My, Richard, that is a small stumpy.

by JamesBBBB January 19, 2009

slump

A huge hit or blow usually to the side of the face or lower gut, by a fist or heavy object including; a trashcan, 2x4, or baseball bat. Most often occurs when something outrageous or annoying is said.

Joe: Guys, coming to this opera was the best idea ever! Musicals are fantastic!

Cam & Robbie: *SLUMP*
what a fucktard.

by slumpmaster2 February 16, 2009

scumper

Lower class trash- found mostly in Fairplay Colorado.

Cody Quaid is such a scumper.

by Someone1587 February 8, 2005