strike and slap

An advanced sales technique used by experienced salespeople. When a customer is being an idiot, the salesman will strike the table loudly with his hands to get the customer's attention. As the customer looks up find out what just happened, a forceful SLAP to the face from the salesman is the final finishing move. When used, this technique asserts dominance.

Hey bro. I had to break out the Ole strike and slap on that idiot.

by Love Stinks January 5, 2024

strike and slap

An advanced sales technique used by experienced salespeople. When a customer is being an idiot, the salesman will strike the table loudly with his hands to get the customer's attention. As the customer looks up find out what just happened, a forceful SLAP to the face from the salesman is the final finishing move. When used, this technique asserts dominance.

Hey bro. I had to break out the Ole strike and slap on that idiot.

by Love Stinks January 5, 2024

strike 'n slap

An advanced sales technique commonly used to exert dominance over a customer who is being an idiot. The salesman will slam his hands down on the table as hard as possible. When the customer looks up in shock to see what happened, the salesman will immediately slap the customer. This lets the customer know you are NOT there to screw around.

This customer is totally unreasonable. I may have to give him the Ole strike 'n slap.

by Love Stinks January 24, 2024

strike cry

yelling some outlandish word/gibberish, right as you put a lot of force into something (e.g. kicking a ball)

guy: ALCATRAAAAZ!!! (shatters beer bottle)
guy 2: what did he just scream?
guy 3: he’s strike crying

by Liech10stein March 31, 2024

Strike Zone

A man or woman's genitals.

"After our second date, we went back to her place and she almost immediately went for the strike zone."

by Euclidiusss May 1, 2024

Stridercest

‘Stridercest’ refers to the romantic incest relationship pairing of the either Dave Strider, Dirk Strider, Bro Strider, or any of the other characters within the Strider family.

‘Do Not Intract - Stridercest shippers’

‘Stridercest is weird asf bro’

by lesbianegbert May 3, 2024

strikehandsome the first

The fakest and realest man of the mellenaium, strike!!! Only used in cool sentences or involved handsomeness sentences

I feel so Strikehandsome the first bro!
I cant be Strikehandsome the first, too cool for me...
Strikehandsome the first!? Im way out of that words league!!!

ONLY USED IN COOL SENTENCES OR PRO SENTENCES!!!!!

by STRIKE69 July 1, 2024