Tomathy Simons

my beloved husband

Oh yeah, Tomathy Simons! Mia.inn.it's husband!!

by Tommyinnits wife November 13, 2021

Simony

The irrational love of mediocre Cubs first-baseman Randall Simon.

"The level of ILFaninCA's Simony has gone up every day."

by Hee Seop Choi September 10, 2003

You're such a simonist.

Someone who believes in retarded principles, encourages eating large amounts of fast food, and is really dumb and retarded in every way, also they are fat.

Fred: Dude that kid Jake is such a simonist, he ate four entire steaks at lunch.
Simon: I know I hate him.
Jake: Hey guys, what are you talking about?
Fred: Gah You're such a simonist.

by mr.awesome1646 March 22, 2009

Shmoney

Sex and money

Gonna go get that shmoney

by Gxist January 25, 2019

simonetta

A drug dealer that buys stuff for her friends, for example Hogwarts glass cups or owl plushy thingies.

"Oh em gee, she's such a Simonetta"

by Martoreon November 4, 2017

simoneaux

Some one with the name simoneaux is a strong independent person and is full of creativity and reliability.

I wish my friend was more like a simoneaux

by yeppkwnkjbsdcvhfbjnswkmlwcmcnc July 27, 2018

Simonecore

Something that is cute, sexy, and/or horrific/gory.
Contradicting traits.

She had this super cute dress on with blood splatters all over it like in Simonecore.

by symoneonesym July 17, 2021