ryan

he says hes not gay but he is
the thicc
he juicy
hes an elephant
smol pp
sucs pp
loves nick macfarland
uh
is gay
mega furry murrsuit man

'that dude is mega gay'
"yeah because hes ryan you fucking dumbass"

by foxxet uwu November 29, 2018

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Ryan

Mega gay. Not popular.

That kid is so gay! He must be a Ryan.

by Fat Blob December 2, 2019

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The cutest boy ever with wacky teeth and big ears. His eyes shake like crazy and loves the ones who look like him. He can make a girl feel like the most important person ever, and usually will fall in love at school.

Is that Ryan? I hear that girl talking about him all the time!!

by Coolcatpizzaguy1234 May 15, 2018

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Ryan

The name you give your kid if they aren’t going to be circumcised

“Ryan is such a prick.”
“Yeah it’s cuz he has foreskin”

by Iamnotnotreal May 7, 2019

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Ryan

Ryan is a semi-attractive man that you get to know over a period of time. You'll soon find him to be a great friend even if his nickname is Satan. If you ever meet him, he'll hold a great conversation with you and crack plenty of jokes. Tends to like dubstep and rap and also loves the YouTube video, "old gregg". If you ever get the chance to date him, do not waste it. He's sweet and will show you a side of him that no one else sees. The sweetness and loving, tender side comes out when you two are all alone and he'll share his dark secrets with you if he trusts you enough. He'll hold you close at night and make love to you in the most amazing way. You'll feel like the most special girl in the world to him even if there are times when he can hurt you just as much. A Ryan like this might send insults without thinking twice about it and doesn't know how bad he can hurt someone but if he knows he's in the wrong, he'll say it. All in all, he's a guy who loves dogs, avocado, Invader Zim and a guy that you don't EVER want to find yourself on his bad side. Cause trust me when I say, he will fuck you up.

"Hey, Ryan, what should I put as your name in my phone? I already have another Ryan."

"Write me down as Satan. That way if I give you a call, it'll say 'Satan is calling'."

"Alright!"

by RayRayofCali March 7, 2017

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