Rusty Horseshoe

Crabby armpits normally possessed by individuals that have severe addictions to meth and susceptibility to genital herpes.

Man that guy, John, has some rancid rusty horseshoes. That just nasty.

by Blashim November 22, 2013

Rusty Scupper

Rusty Scupper is the act of taking a dump between a chicks legs while she is on the toilet. As the crap goes through her legs, it leaves a skid marc known as a rusty scupper

After Cory got a blumpkin from Dawn, he sat on her lap and gave her a Rusty Scupper.

by kennyfuckinpowers August 6, 2012

Rusty Rim

A shit spackled asshole

I forgot to wipe my ass, so i got a rusty rim

by George Bushkillington December 6, 2009

Rusty opossum

Rusty opossum, a person who can be… strict!! But also a normal person, unless you count the minion obsession. Rusty opossum is an online persona of a gay guy, their nickname could be Mel, poopsykins, or another name. After all, Rusty opossum does not exist. Rusty opossum is just an online persona. Rusty opossum is a friend of yours.

Lilly: OMG THER GOES RUSTY OPOSSUM!
Ted: smh they’re so mean…

by Zyxlot May 1, 2022

Rusty Mace

The act of using a limp,post anal, penis to give somebody a mushroom stamp.

After anal I let myself go soft so I can give my date a Rusty Mace

by redneckpergatory February 6, 2015

Rusty Hairbrush

When you're rustling a chick's jammies real hard, but right before she climaxes, you grab that gross hairbrush you use on thursday nights before you go on a date with your octoroc girlfriend and jam it right in her dankey kang barrel.

"You ready for this rusty hairbrush?"
"What?"
*inserts hairbrush*

by TurntSNACO January 10, 2015

Rusty Mike

Receiving a good ole handjob from a fat chick

"Yo I saw Duffy hooking up with a fat chick last night!"
"No way, did he get a rusty mike?"

"I got a rusty mike last night."
"Did you at least get your nut?"

by Billy Batts August 6, 2012