opening the knuckles of your index and middle finger into a vee shape and grasping another persons nose.
by Rub a nugger May 08, 2012
by Sexually Attractive Big Mac January 21, 2021
The act of rubbing one out while taking a "shower."
Usually requires a lifeproof case or you're porn will be water damaged pretty soon.
Usually requires a lifeproof case or you're porn will be water damaged pretty soon.
mom: roger you've been in the shower for an hour now
Roger:
Mom: you better not be in there giving yourself a shower rub!
Roger:
Mom: you better not be in there giving yourself a shower rub!
by Sassyredbitch September 01, 2018
by Arminkshipper April 16, 2025
the act/movement of rubbing a muffin in a up and down motion on ones body
chocolate muffins are preferred
chocolate muffins are preferred
by slydog24 June 22, 2016
Last night, I was rubbing a jack.
by Fred O'Lay June 22, 2021
when an old guy jizzes his viscous, kidney-stone-infused jizz inside a woman's womb; impregnation is optional
by spleenmasta January 13, 2024