Rub a nug

opening the knuckles of your index and middle finger into a vee shape and grasping another persons nose.
Keep giving me that Bert ass look and ill rub a nug that nose right off.
by Rub a nugger May 08, 2012
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Rub around the bush

A ritual in which two genitally hairy men circle their penises around one another.
Hey Chad, wanna Rub around the bush?
by Sexually Attractive Big Mac January 21, 2021
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shower rub

The act of rubbing one out while taking a "shower."

Usually requires a lifeproof case or you're porn will be water damaged pretty soon.
mom: roger you've been in the shower for an hour now

Roger:

Mom: you better not be in there giving yourself a shower rub!
by Sassyredbitch September 01, 2018
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rub it in

emphatically draw someone's attention to an embarrassing or painful fact or mistake.
"they don't just beat you, they rub it in"
by Arminkshipper April 16, 2025
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muffin rubbing

the act/movement of rubbing a muffin in a up and down motion on ones body

chocolate muffins are preferred
hey babe how do you feel about some muffin rubbing tonight
by slydog24 June 22, 2016
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Rub salt in the womb

when an old guy jizzes his viscous, kidney-stone-infused jizz inside a woman's womb; impregnation is optional
"dude did you hear al pacino's having another baby at age 83?"

"bro, way to rub salt in the womb"
by spleenmasta January 13, 2024
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