Poking The Sausage

Jerking off

Female: hey honey, you want to have a little fun?
Male: No babe, I'm poking the sausage.

by karma8888 February 26, 2024

Cheeky jaimee poke

Cumming on the bridge of your nose so you can’t see then farting in your mouth just for fun

I’ll cheeky Jamiee poke ya dad if you’re not careful mate. Wallop cheeky jaimee poke

by Mangletooth1 March 9, 2024

Poke

Poke is the slang term for the female genitalia.

Xavier, I'm going to eat your poke.

by anonymous March 20, 2024

Poke-Amorous

Being sexually attracted to Pokemon

John, are you poke-amorous?

Yes, I love Pikachu.

by loliamsogoodatminecraft July 31, 2022

Poke

Heartbreaker, plays with feelings. Usually plays with girls feelings

He’s such a poke!

by Bella_isgay June 24, 2022

To woke to Poke

The inability to have a stable relationship because you see all the oppression and find it dehumanizing to have sex with someone.

Zara, after learning about systematic violence, became to woke to poke.

by Zara a. March 9, 2026