Vanity is Perfection

A bunch of identical scenefags who get together and convince themselves they're better than everybody.

No one in this group is actually attractive. Especially Ophelia Vanity. She looks like a down syndromed elf.

Everyone in Vanity is Perfection is a loser. No argument.

by imalive42366 October 8, 2009

a perfect circle

the best band since white on rice

counting sheep like bodies to the rythem of the war drums- Pet apc

by Morgan La Fey November 10, 2003

perfect boyfriend

An amazing guy who will put up with ur bullshit no matter how many times u don't believe the words that he speaks bc of all the shit that has ever brought u down.He will pick up with his words and will say the things that make u realize u don't want anyone else only him.

Abby: Tristen is my perfect boyfriend i love him with all my broken heart that hes mended together.

by i love u boo September 1, 2013

Mr. Perfect

Chewing gum while having sex with a chick in front of a group of people the Male spits his gum out and slaps it with a open hand into the cheering crowd.

Hey dude! Your gum hit me last night when you were pulling a "Mr. Perfect"

by Jojack January 7, 2008

perfect poo

when you take a dump and when you go to wipe there is nothing to wipe, your ass is clean

"I eat tacos all and i still had a perfect poo"

"Your the lucky one when you have a perfect poo"

by 4 Points October 18, 2009

perfect legs

An expresstion used to make a joke or to break the ice. One would say girl you have perfect legs. She would say, realy? One would reply Yeah, Toes one end and Pussy on the other.

Damn, girl you have perfect legs!

by Andrew D. July 23, 2006

perfect couple

Two people made to be together forever.

Cory and Sami are a perfect couple. :)

by Oooooooooooooooooo December 23, 2008