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i could write a book about parker. i'm not sure i could write about him, as well as i could write about the way he makes me feel, but i could try. He's inconsiderate, and immature. He doesn't clean up his messes, and he never says goodbye when he leaves. He smokes - it's a bad habit. He has a pipe that he bought from an antique store in town. He likes to enjoy a drink occassionally, and he likes to help girls enjoy a drink occassionally. He's awkward, quiet, and anti-social, and every time i think he'll be somewhere, he doesn't show up. He never shows up. I hate that. I hate him. I hate Parker.

I hate him so much, and yet I love him. I love him more than I've loved anyone ever before. I can't look at him in the eyes because I'll fall apart, I can't fall asleep because every time i close my eyes i see his. I can't move on and I don't know why. I can't move on and I can't stop loving every little thing about him, even if he does mock me or never show up on time or stay in strings class long enough for me to tell him I like his shoes.
there is no example of parker.
he's the only one.
by notsleepingsoundly November 22, 2010
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Peter Parker

A man blows his load up someone's ass, and then forces them to squirt it back out. This is all done in front of the american flag.
Tim gave Vicki a Peter Parker. It was not a pretty sight.
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Idiot ,Moron ,Asian, Stupid
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a girl who wears sporty or emo things and is normally a lesbian because of her off manliness
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Fudge-Packer

a person who packs fat fudge,
you are not a fudge packer if you don't pack fat fudge at least once a year, you are not a fudge packer.
there are many varieties of fudge packing techniques, such as the swivel, and the most common, DS.
Fudge-packing is not a sport, don't get to competitive.
I hear billy is now a fudge-packer and packs fudge on a daily basis.
by texasjoehotdog May 11, 2008
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Parker

Parker's are usually homosexual males that don't come out of the closet at first. They usually act very gay and take anal very well
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Parker

A person who sucks at basketball and is a complete bandwagon.
Dude I hate that kid, he's a total Parker .
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