PUD

The kind of person who orders pasta at a pizza place. A total failure of a person.

"Check out that dude over there ordering spaghetti like a fucking PUD."

by WhiteYeezus April 11, 2015

force the pudding

Resheathing your sword

force the pudding means putting on a used condom

by hashtagblahblah August 28, 2014

pudding drop

The act of licking your partners butt hole and they shart in your mouth. Then you return the favor by immediately kissing them.

Jenny finally talked me into giving her a rim job, but she unknowingly sharted in my mouth so I got her with the pudding drop.

by JuiceWilliams4skin May 15, 2017

pudding bum

A majorly obese person. High definition Obesity

Ay, that Lauren is a moody pudding bum.

by oooochieee April 26, 2021

Taste sweet pudding

1. (Verb) To ingest bodily fluids produced as a by product of sexual climax.

2. (Verb, generally) to engage in sexual activity.

3. (Noun) the act of sexual intercourse; the style and/or quality of a person's sexual intercourse.

She invited me up for a drink, so I gave her a taste of my sweet pudding.

I tasted her sweet pudding last night.

I don't think I'll call him back - I don't like the taste of his sweet pudding.

What do you want to do tonight? Taste sweet pudding.

by St Gism August 2, 2013

Electronic pudding

A mass of charger cords and unknown electronic devices, usually tangled up in a drawer.

I opened the bottom drawer and it was a complete electronic pudding in there.

by Irlgay June 19, 2015

Christmas pudding

When you defecate on a girl's breasts, cum on it, and decoratively place a holly leaf on top

Steven: Yo bro that house party last night was WILD
John: Yeah, did you see my christmas pudding on that one chick?

by itsyourfavouriteboyever March 10, 2018