man-poon

she punched him right in the man-poon.
by B-R August 26, 2005
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Poon job

The reverse of a rusty trombone, where a female sucks a males penis while reaching around and sticking a finger in the males butthole.
Dude, my girlfriend gave me a really nice poon job last night. It really made me feel special
by JasontheBean April 07, 2014
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poon swooper

One who swoops up on another poon.
Ben is a notorious poon swooper.
by Ro-Dizzle May 23, 2006
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Poon Tang

a slang term for a pootie, hopefully no gets any purple poon
by Yot March 18, 2003
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poon juice

guy-"mabey tonight you can mix yo poontang with ma poon berries and we can make sweet sweet poon juice."
girl-"ok"
by molly kay April 12, 2006
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Poon Hound

Noun

1 : A female wing woman who has a taste for the laaadieeeesssss.
2 : Female threesome enthusiast.
"You know that mediocre looking porn star on Dukes campus?"
"Yeah why?"
"Well she is my Poon Hound, I banged her and the waitress in the Shooters cage last night!"
by Swearimnotacolen February 20, 2014
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poon doo

when you wipe a baby girls ass the wrong way and you get shit in her pussy
friggin'alan doesn't know how to wipe a baby girl's ass, kristen has an infection from poon doo
by Anonymous April 18, 2003
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