The jam scale is a method by which a song's quality may be determined subjectively, and ranges from 0-10. A song's jam rating is determined by several factors which themselves range from 0-10, and are averaged to achieve the final jam rating:
1. Verbal approval of the jam from the sample listening party.
2. Physical response to the jam (i.e. headbanging, toe-tapping, dancing, singing along, etc.)
3. Memorability/recognizability of the jam.
4. Broadness of the jam's appeal (e.g. a classical music fan headbanging to death metal).
5. The frequency of these responses based on repeated listening. A jam's rating may not be high at first, but may increase upon repeated exposure.
Due to the subjective nature of the jam scale, ratings can vary wildly from different sample groups. It is not recommended to pollute your own data with another group's, nor theirs with yours.
1. Verbal approval of the jam from the sample listening party.
2. Physical response to the jam (i.e. headbanging, toe-tapping, dancing, singing along, etc.)
3. Memorability/recognizability of the jam.
4. Broadness of the jam's appeal (e.g. a classical music fan headbanging to death metal).
5. The frequency of these responses based on repeated listening. A jam's rating may not be high at first, but may increase upon repeated exposure.
Due to the subjective nature of the jam scale, ratings can vary wildly from different sample groups. It is not recommended to pollute your own data with another group's, nor theirs with yours.
"Hey, I just found this sweet new track. I'd call it a 7-8 on the jam scale, but I'd have to get some numbers on that."
by Chrenolda June 14, 2018
Get the The Jam Scalemug. The grenglish scale is the scale of intensity of grenglish. It's shown by adding more grenglish. For each grenglish it's 10x worse. Each grenglish is connected with an i. So 2 on the grenglish scale (10x worse than normal grenglish) would be shown as grenglishigrenglish.
(Grenglish is another definition I made. Its a combination of gen Z + gen alpha brainrot + prison slang)
(Grenglish is another definition I made. Its a combination of gen Z + gen alpha brainrot + prison slang)
"Why do you speak a 2 on the grenglish scale?"
"Imagine a 7 on the grenglish scale. That would be horrifying"
Translations:
0 scale
"The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog"
1 scale
“Yo, that fast brown fox be hoppin’ over that slow-ass doggo, fr.”
2 scale
“Ayo that speed demon fox finna bounce ova that crusty ol’ dawg like no cap, fr fr, sksksk.”
3 scale
“BRO THAT ZOOM-ZOOM BROWN FOXY SKRRRT-SKRRRT ON DAT DEADASS DOGGO LAYING WIT NO JUICE. JUMPS? NAH, HE SPINNIN’ THRU YO SOUL, YEET YEET YEET!!! 😩🔥💀 SKRT SKRT SKRT SKRT snacc alert”
Anything past 3 is considered to be at an incomprehensible level of brainrot, and is theorized to infect individuals with grenglish.
"Imagine a 7 on the grenglish scale. That would be horrifying"
Translations:
0 scale
"The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog"
1 scale
“Yo, that fast brown fox be hoppin’ over that slow-ass doggo, fr.”
2 scale
“Ayo that speed demon fox finna bounce ova that crusty ol’ dawg like no cap, fr fr, sksksk.”
3 scale
“BRO THAT ZOOM-ZOOM BROWN FOXY SKRRRT-SKRRRT ON DAT DEADASS DOGGO LAYING WIT NO JUICE. JUMPS? NAH, HE SPINNIN’ THRU YO SOUL, YEET YEET YEET!!! 😩🔥💀 SKRT SKRT SKRT SKRT snacc alert”
Anything past 3 is considered to be at an incomprehensible level of brainrot, and is theorized to infect individuals with grenglish.
by Donttuchmywizardstaff June 27, 2025
Get the Grenglish scalemug. The scale which defines women on a scale. However, its almost always used incorrectly. The common use is to rate her with 1 number, 1-10. Therefore a 6 is nearly a 7, a 9 is nearly a 10, etc. In reality, she ia supposed to be grades twice, of not more! The PROPER scale grades her once from the neck up, and again from the neck down, then mutiply the 2 numbers...so actual reading is from 1 to 100!! And women with 2 9s is much further above 2 8s! You can get an ever better yet more complicate scale using 3 ratings.
I was with a couple 40s on the 1-10 female attractiveness scale last night! Unfortunately, both were 10s for bodies...so you pretty much wanna put bags on their heads! Awsome. But ughh!
by butterballs September 23, 2016
Get the 1-10 Female attractiveness scalemug. 1-unattractive in a very bad way
2-no facetime
3-stay away from her
4-unattractive in a decent way
5-long legs/large boobs/large ass one of them
6-u want to facetime her
7-have two of them: long leg/large boob/large ass
8-pretty sure she has a bf
9-fucking hot ass
10-try to date her and u have a 0.001% chance of winning bc so many guys will date her
2-no facetime
3-stay away from her
4-unattractive in a decent way
5-long legs/large boobs/large ass one of them
6-u want to facetime her
7-have two of them: long leg/large boob/large ass
8-pretty sure she has a bf
9-fucking hot ass
10-try to date her and u have a 0.001% chance of winning bc so many guys will date her
by lijordon November 18, 2016
Get the 1-10 Female attractiveness scale),mug. A method used by guys to distinguish a female attractiveness by giving them a number between 1 and 10. Ten been the highest attractive.
Vic: bruh! Look at that girl. In the blue leggings. What's your 1-10 Female attractiveness scale?
Dev:mmmmm 7.5
Vic: nah bruh. Look at that booty. 9.5
Dev: oh shit true. Lol
Dev:mmmmm 7.5
Vic: nah bruh. Look at that booty. 9.5
Dev: oh shit true. Lol
by J1022 October 2, 2016
Get the 1-10 Female attractiveness scalemug. Verb
Used to describe the action of describing a dimension of something with an uncommon unit of measurement, like using a banana for scale.
Used to describe the action of describing a dimension of something with an uncommon unit of measurement, like using a banana for scale.
The book The Sun And The Star is around 100,000 words long, which banana-for-scaleing it is around an eighth of Homestuck.
by ridinginahonda March 2, 2024
Get the banana-for-scalemug. 