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Need For Speed

A really crap overrated game that died after the Hot Pursuit 2010. Also has been a film but well uhh. Lets not talk about that.
Wow that game is like Need for speed.
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Newfie Speed and Custom

Slang name for any "Canadian Tire" store. Quite possibly the most inept automotive shop in all of Canada.
"Whomever changed the oil in your car, forgot to put more back in. Where did you go?"

"I took it to Newfie Speed and Custom."

"Uh, oh. 'Nuff said!!!"
by D.Gould November 3, 2007
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Captain Speed Limit

Derogatory term to describe a slower driver who does not respect the passing lanes conventions.
Thank you Captain Speed Limit, for making sure everyone respects the speed limit.
by stavr0 January 13, 2005
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speed bag

What a scrotum sack turns into when one testicle has been removed.
"Even after Johnny had ball cancer, he had no problem dipping his speed bag into Jenna's mouth."

"When I get fucked by Bob his speed bag bounces off my asshole."
by Andgorifo January 5, 2008
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Utah Speed Limit

Although while in most states, they're struggling to keep their drivers from driving OVER the speed limit. This is not the case in Utah. The Utah Speed Limit, depending on how many lanes of traffic, is 5-15mph below the normal speed limit. On a 4 lane road (2 for each direction) it will be at least 10mph under. On a six lane (3 each direction) it will be at least 5mph under.
"WE'RE NOT EVEN GOING 30mph! We're going freaking 20mph!"

"Dude, it's the Utah Speed Limit...."

"Well, then make a SPEED MINIMUM!"
by IHateUtahDrivers May 22, 2010
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Mexican speed monkey

When a person does a line of any snorted drug off of a monkey's ass then licks the anis of the monkey
Dude I did a Mexican speed monkey last night
by MetalMan95100 March 17, 2010
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Soggy Speed Bag

The act of licking an enlarged hemroid.
My buddy got totally wasted and gave this fat chick a soggy speed bag.
by CHRIS SHAGLEY November 12, 2007
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