National gang bang day

On May 10th is national gang bang day!
This day we celebrate the gang bang.

Hi it’s national gang bang day, I wanna call all of your friends and fuck?

by Yeeeeehaaaaw April 15, 2019

National slap tommy day

Slappp a tommy if you know him on April 19

It’s national slap tommy day slap of u know a tommy

by My nanny is daddy April 16, 2019

National send a booty pic day

Send a booty pick to ur lover if u love them.

Send me a booty pic since it's national send a booty pic day .

by Daddy 246 April 19, 2019

national unfollow thots day

September 5th

On this day you should go through your Instagram and unfollow all of the thots. They take up your liked and grow off of the energy of the virgin and horney. This is a way to liberate yourself.

Dude 1: Dude, why did you just follow her, she’s a thot; it’s September 5th.

Dude 2: What does that mean?

Dude 1: You have no chance with her and she just fiends for your likes. It’s “national unfollow thots day”!

Dude 2: You right, imma unfollow those thots.

*unfollows all thots*

by Stfu Jerry July 12, 2019

National Titty Suck Month

July is national Titty Suck Month, a time where it is encouraged to let your friends suck on a succulent female breast

Hey guys, it's National Titty Suck Month, when are y'all gonna let me suck on a nip?

by LGZep July 15, 2019

National kiss & grab ass day

Is a day to grab a girl ass and kiss her doesn’t matter if you have a (GIRL OR BOY FRIEND

walk up to a girl or boy and grab they ass and kiss them mostly a girl on National kiss & grab ass day

by Freaky man September 24, 2019

National Sleep With the friend zoned guy day

October 16th. This is for the friend zoned men. This is the day where any of your close female friends have to sleep with you ;)

“Hey come over”

“No we’re just friends”

“But it’s national sleep with the friend zoned guy day”

by Heheheuknow October 14, 2019