your matt

The name of a generic verbal flame-war that appears at LAN's. While usually located in proximity to Matt, this style of flame war is spreading like a plage, and cannot be stopped.

Like The Your mum insult, and the 1337 language and n00bs alike, this style of flame war is devolving the english language to the point of an ape, and can be seen devolving within a 5-minute time period.

"Your mum!"
"No, your matt!"
"No, you suck!"
"No, you!"
"You!"
"graaar!"
"ble%^#$*#%#h"
(More indistinguishable grunts appear at this point, at loud volume.)

by Lord Phobos March 15, 2005

Matt Damon

screen play actor in hollywood. due to his bad acting the words "Matt Damon" and to be used as a derogratery term.

"OH i pulled a Matt Damon"

"man, that movie was soooo Matt Damon"

by Nina April 18, 2005

Phat Matt

One who believes he is awesome beyond belief but who is in reality the worlds fattest(not really phatest)loser. Phat Matt usually gives himself the name to appear cool instead of just fat.

Who is that driving that piece of shit car? Ohh it's Phat Matt

by FBhater November 10, 2008

Matt Walsh

A snowflake who works for the Daily Wire hate group who doesn't know what a woman is.

"What is a woman?"

A fucking person, who are you? Matt Walsh?

by HellWhyNot May 23, 2023

matt damon

Matt Damon is repulsive.

abhorrent, abominable, animal, creepy, cruddy, disagreeable, disgusting, distasteful, dog, dorky, earth pig, forbidding, foul, funky, grody, gross, hateful, hideous, horrid, loathsome, nasty, nauseating, noisome, objectionable, obnoxious, odious, off-putting, pig, pugnacious, repellent, revolting, sickening, sleazeball, sleazy, spastic, stinky, ugly, undesirable, unpleasant, unsightly, vile

by T.papa May 14, 2005

matt harvey

An amazing pitcher for the New York Mets who sadly had to get Tommy John surgery and wouldve been the best pitcher on the Mets. He went 9-5 before getting Tommy John, but got at least 10 no decisions because of the mets bullpen giving up leads and might've won at least 15 games in 2013 and will miss the 2014 season and will return in 2015 and will be very good

Jason heyward: yo, i just struck out.

Freddie freeman: im guessing you faced matt harvey

by Whyhallothere December 21, 2013

Matt Symons

the uber jewness that resigns in fat people; gets everything taken away for stupid reasons; wears a funny hat; anddddd you shouldn't be friends with this guy.

1. matt symons is a trouf of douche

2. jewish people have weird names; thats ok im not a jew.

by Caity&+Gabi were really here October 18, 2008