The Mushroom

When your partner puckers their lips and you place your mouth around their lips and suck with varying pressure. Suction accompanied by violent shaking of the head is known as a Spanish Mushroom

Dude I was making out with penelope last night and when I gave her the mushroom I knew she was hooked

by hotoatm3al December 22, 2014

Mushroom Piston Engines

Car Engine production company.

Mushroom Piston Engines supplies me.

by Γαπδθμ Λφπ Δдялειг April 3, 2021

mushroom polisher

An insult used to describe an idiot or shitty person.

Person 1: “I can’t fucking believe these gas prices right now!!”

Person 2: “Well, we got a bunch of mushroom polishers running this country right now!”

by Isl-96 February 17, 2024

Tainted mushroom

The act of master bating inside a vagina with your cock and hand inside.

That bitch was so blown out I had to pull a tainted mushroom

by Beav Handler June 12, 2018

Mushroom Cloud

When the head of his tiny dick is much larger than the base 🤧

I went to go suck it and he had a mushroom cloud, I couldn’t stop laughing

by SKINNYb August 13, 2019

bloody mushroom

When a significant other has a bloody or broken nose and the other, preferably male, slaps his dick and balls on the injured nose and the blood smears into a mushroom shape.

Person 1: Hey is your nose broken?
Person 2: Yeah it is why?
Person 1: Lemme slap my dick on that thing and make a bloody mushroom.

by thegoat_emoji June 30, 2018

Mushroom Cupping

When an uncircumcised man stretches his foreskin over the penis of a circumcised man and they both blow their loads into his foreskin. Then it mushrooms out into the uncircumcised man.

Mushroom Cupping:
When an uncircumcised man stretches his foreskin over the penis of a circumcised man and they both blow their loads into his foreskin. His load was so huge that it split my foreskin. So now we can’t mushroom cup anymore

by Red Dog 99 July 7, 2023