College life

Think of your balls with the skin torn away and your balls hanging and then being kicked there

Think of your balls hanging there with the skin torn away and being kicked there that is college life - Thebluehour

Holy shit - BlackenHysteria

by BlackenHysteria October 22, 2008

life or death

if you vote for yes, then you are good. If you vote for no, then you are doomed

choice of your fate -life or death - is on you

by legit dictionary August 10, 2015

ass of life

A term of endearment used to describe Christopher Meloni's luscious bubble-butt.
AKA: AOL

"I only watched OZ to see the ass of life in the shower."
*posts a photo of Meloni's bum to Twitter, tags it #AOL *

by livstabler January 19, 2014

life 101

Things that life taught you, often at your expense.

John : "Hi, Anna, how are you ?"
Anna : "Not so good... This morning I stubbed my toe. Then I spilled coffee on my blouse, I had to change clothes. Of course, I missed my bus and was late for this very important meeting."
John : "Yeah, mornings suck, that's life 101."

by tatal35 October 11, 2009

life cancer

A cancerous growth of the soul that is caused by interaction with a completely terrible piece of media, or a conversation with a completely useless person.

"I was watching Gigli the other day, and I think I got life cancer."

by Stubert November 6, 2007

Zain Life

When you snake your way out of certain responsibilities, by invoking the power of the almighty Lord Zin

"Get in goals bitch, you're missed every shot on target"

"Listen bro, I've still got my Zain Life"

by Thoroughly Suicidal December 14, 2019

Life Subscription

Your current life subscription. The most popular one-time purchase basic plan around the world before Premium Life Subscription.

This plan includes:
- Default Settings

The world may cancel it at any time at any age or you can cancel it voluntarily when you need to.

You may want to upgrade to Premium or Luxury with your lifetime savings.

Carl: Did you know? People who have attempted to pirate Life Subscriptions have been sent to poor countries/families.
John: Shut the fuck up, you make me cry.

by ­­ June 28, 2021