Webster's Law states that no matter what the subject, a discussion posted in the Real Ale Twats - Viz Facebook group will always reference Doom Bar at some point. This is because of the ubiquity and generic nature of Doom Bar.
(after discussing dispense method for several threads)
-I don't care how my beer is served, so long as it's not Doom Bar.
-Webster's Law!
-I don't care how my beer is served, so long as it's not Doom Bar.
-Webster's Law!
by Freedomslayer99 February 20, 2018
A male who personally prefers the male gender over female, also has major mental disease causing him to say things that an average person would consider homosexual
by T_dono09 March 17, 2019
The more a person makes jokes or memes about a fetish, kink, or alternative lifestyle relating to either of those, the more likely it is that they have said fetish or kink, or desire to live said lifestyle. This includes, but is not limited to: Furry, ABDL, DDLG, etc.
by Vytra February 22, 2019
The longer a discussion of any issue continues, the likelihood of the issue of Jesus and Salvation being brought up increases.
We were having a nice discussion about baseball when Fred invoked Funky's Law and noted that nobody can be truly safe without redemption through our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ.
by Sancho Baio September 29, 2009
A Law that defines everything according to the Ultimate Truth. All of which is obviously way too complicated for the average person.
Bob: Hey, did you know that people miss-spell the name Kendall all the time?
Eienstein: Wrong.
Bob: Why?
Einstein: The Law of Thermoscrewing.
Bob: What's that?
Einstien: Dont worry about it.
Eienstein: Wrong.
Bob: Why?
Einstein: The Law of Thermoscrewing.
Bob: What's that?
Einstien: Dont worry about it.
by sneer13 November 06, 2009
Similar to Poe's Law, it is the Law which dictates that anyone with an anime picture on their social media account will have either:
1. Awful taste in any noun or activity
2. Terrible, ill-informed opinions on anything related to politics
3. Some combination of the former two
Moe's Law is applied doubly so to those who have pre-pubescent anime girls(also known as lolis) in their profile picture, with possible pedophilia being involved.
1. Awful taste in any noun or activity
2. Terrible, ill-informed opinions on anything related to politics
3. Some combination of the former two
Moe's Law is applied doubly so to those who have pre-pubescent anime girls(also known as lolis) in their profile picture, with possible pedophilia being involved.
"Dude, why does every single person with a Miku avatar seem to post the stupidest shit?"
"Shit my dude, that's a good example of Moe's Law, lemme write that down on Urban Dictionary
"Shit my dude, that's a good example of Moe's Law, lemme write that down on Urban Dictionary
by F. Uck Anime November 07, 2017
The vehicle belonging to your significant other. It is either too fast or too slow, the wrong kind of transmission, not cool enough, or too new and strange compared to your one true ride.
Person 1: Why are you sad? You love driving on road trips!
Person 2: Sure, but my car is in the shop so we have to take the car-in-law.
Person 2: Sure, but my car is in the shop so we have to take the car-in-law.
by petemg January 25, 2011