Very very very cute I can’t keep my eyes off you

My amazing boyfriend (omg I can’t believe I can say that now) who makes me so freaking happy and I would do anything for :)

Him: that word is not in the dictionary

Me: wanna bet

Me: very very very cute I can’t keep my eyes off you

by Ummmhello? August 2, 2021

Hugo Keep

Princess Incest from Tasmania.
This sick fuck decided to have intercourse with his Mum, sister, Dad, and dead cat Cleo.
he's still hot tho

Friend 1: YOOO YOU HEAR JAMES DID A HUGO KEEP???
Friend 2: that's hot asf

by ellcastillleng May 30, 2023

Searching for a reason to keep going

What is the point anymore...

Searching for a reason to keep going

by PushingBEnjoyer April 27, 2022

National give your gf your hoodie day (they get to keep it)

Give your girlfriend a hoodie so a piece of you will always be with them when they need it. Girls love boy’s hoodies

Girl: Guess what day it is!?!?
Boy: what?
Girl: National give your gf your hoodie day (they get to keep it)
Boy: oh really…😏 here you go!
Girl: puts it on

by cacawaterlolol March 15, 2022

Rims that keep spinning every time you stop

spinning rims

spinners

by king ej April 15, 2003

I keep telling people that my dad beats me but no one will listen

No one loves me and no one cares about me.

I keep telling people that my dad beats me but no one will listen. Can someone help?

by Juno Dillon the Rapper November 14, 2018

mildewing to keep from rusting

not doing much at all.

by Anonymous September 26, 2003