Weed knight

a weed knight (or green knight) is similar to a white knight, though instead of running to a woman's aid whenever she faces the slightest resistance, weed knights focus on defending the funny plant theyre addicted to. If at any point weed is said to not be some kind of miracle cure or god forbid someone says its addictive, the weed knights are sure to come to make sure the lead theyve based their entire personality on isnt scrutinized

John: "I think youve got a cannabis-addiction man"
Jack: "nah I can stop whenever I want, I just choose to do it every day! Besides, alcohol is way worse for you!"
John: "yeah we all know alcohol isnt any better, but at least im not an alcoholic! Stop being a weed knight and admit youre addicted"

by NickPikk August 18, 2023

White Knight

A white person who over defends people of color or gets offended when a “racist” joke is made towards someone of color

Person 1: Greg is such a white knight, He got so pissed when I was joking around with my friend Joaquin about our ethnicities.
Person 2: Fuck that guy!

by autotile February 25, 2025

Tyler knight

a big softie, no words can explain how some Tyler is, he acts hard around his mates ut when its late at night he love talking to his best friend about his true feelings, most tylers are best friends with a kian.

' oh there is Tyler knight! what a softie

by random nonce69 August 26, 2021

knight in shining pizza

An obese man with too much courage, and time on his hands (attempts to use his courage to get a relationship partner)

I don't need a knight in shining pizza they're just perverts

by Daddy's bottom boy August 12, 2021

Purple Knight

A Purple Knight is a handsome man who is narcissistic, charming, a sweet talker, and takes credit for other people's work. He makes promises but doesn't keep them. In essence, he's a good-for-nothing guy. When it comes to the work, he can't do the job himself, so he takes credit for it as if he worked with the team to complete it. When it comes to dating, he's the type of guy who says sweet nothing to women.

Jack didn't contribute much to the project, but he took all the credit from us at the end! He still remains at large purple knighting among his co-workers.

by Mister Arbiter April 28, 2024

White knight

1. A character found in Lewis Carroll

book "Through the Looking Glass"

2.A character type (characteristic) found in literature, media, etc and can sometimes describe a persons style in life. People described as white knights usually martyr themselves for a greater good or another person. They take on the pain, anguish, challenges, and consequences another would have face. They sacrifice all they have to give for the peace and love of others. Essentially a white knight is a hero who in most stories ends up dead or worse.

Some white knights are great crusaders and heros who have a just cause. Some have no real self esteem and are trying to make there lives worthy.

Kris is such a white knight, when it comes to the business of the resturant. He so willing to give all for his customers, and naught for himself

by Theamazinggeek January 20, 2019

keavey knight

the most amazing girlfriend you could ever have. she’s funny, loveable and great in general. someone who makes you happy when you’re sad and someone who can easily make you forget all of the stressful things in your life, someone who doesn’t know exactly how to react to love given, but someone who secretly loves to be loved. someone who plays hard to get but secretly wants to tell you how much she loves you. an ethereal person who deserves the world. <3

“oh look! there’s keavey knight, she’s so amazing!”

by your s/o March 13, 2021