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July 2th

If you were born on this day you are gorgeous outside and in the inside
You are also cute and protective, you are amazing and don't let anyone tell you otherwise!
"Wait, are you born on July 2th? Daaaaamn, you must be amazing"
by Fiku Miku January 21, 2021
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july 13th

On this day, our girl Elara was born, the one and only OG. "Une vraie belle gosse" as french people say, one of the softest people out here. She's the best Ela in the world and the best Hu Tao main we've ever seen. She's also the bestest bff ever, her heart is so pure omg.. She's so pretty btw, and she never fails to make people smile. Everyone loves Elara.
"What day are we again today?"
"July 13th! The day the LEGEND Elara was born."
by ilovelara July 12, 2021
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July 17

People Born on this day Are Kings, they are full on attitude and will be the boss of anyone who decides to mess with his/her family or friends. These guys are absolute legends
Person 1: that guy is a king.
Person 2:yeah he was born in July 17
by anonymous November 23, 2021
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July 1

Rub a clit day!

Today is the day to be gentle and rub that 😽 until she cums

Do it slowly and do it for as long as she needs it - Be gentle!

You have all the other days of the year to be rough and pound her silly ... this is jot the day for that
Her: Hey, it's July 1st, you know what that means?
Fingerowner: Yes, you will need to be very good for me so I can work my magic

Her: I'll try my best, I just get so horny and cant control myself 💦
Fingerowner: I know- but you have to control yourself today
by TittyTakerTank June 24, 2022
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july 1st

The best day of the year if u were born on July 1st you have a massive penis and r rlly fit and also if ur names Rio and ur born on July 1st then that’s even better coz dat mean ur better den everyone else 🕶💷💷💷
by Unknown Black man October 16, 2019
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No Poop July

the act of trying not to poop for a whole month in order to save it just in case you are in need to shit and can’t .
“aye Jeff, lets start a sexy trend where we save our shit for a month, no poop july!”
by tytyiscool20 July 8, 2020
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4th of July

Just another regular day. Fuck Patriotism.
I sat at home on the 4th of July doing my regular duties, while some obese nationalistic fucktards were rejoicing on the other side of the Atlantic.
by Reju July 28, 2008
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