July 9th

Born on this day, so bright and fair,
Are those with hearts and minds to share,
With kindness and charm in ample supply,
They light up the world with a gleam in their eye.

July 9th brings forth a special breed,
With a spirit that's strong and a heart that's freed,
They're born leaders with a vision so clear,
And never shy away from a challenge or fear.

Their wit and humor are hard to match,
And their words can light up any catch,
With a joy for life that's simply contagious,
They inspire others to live life outrageously.

So here's to those born on July 9th,
May their lives be filled with love and light,
May they always shine with the warmth of the sun,
And bring happiness to everyone.

If you were born on July 9th thank you.

by Cloud 24 June 24, 2023

July 1

The day of reckoning

Oh shit it’s July 1

by hannahmadison69 October 15, 2019

July 21

Ask your best friend out, they have to say yes.

Bestie 1: It’s July 21, u know what that meansss😏, wanna go out⁉️
Bestie 2: ughh I guess.

by Ideklol. July 21, 2021

July 26

the hottest people are born on this year tall smart and gorgeous. drop dead gorgeous

"its july 26, hot people are born on this date

by parishdl November 26, 2021

july 1st

The best day of the year if u were born on July 1st you have a massive penis and r rlly fit and also if ur names Rio and ur born on July 1st then that’s even better coz dat mean ur better den everyone else 🕶💷💷💷

July 1st is good

by Unknown Black man October 16, 2019

No Poop July

the act of trying not to poop for a whole month in order to save it just in case you are in need to shit and can’t .

“aye Jeff, lets start a sexy trend where we save our shit for a month, no poop july!”

by tytyiscool20 July 8, 2020

4th of July

Just another regular day. Fuck Patriotism.

I sat at home on the 4th of July doing my regular duties, while some obese nationalistic fucktards were rejoicing on the other side of the Atlantic.

by Reju July 28, 2008