montana jordan

An absolute legend with a sexy af accent and great hair he also has impeccable muscles and incredible style

I wish my hair was as good as montana jordan’s

montana sure does have a sexy accent

by Salesmanwhatugonnasell December 26, 2021

jordan knight

Jordan Knight is a singer/songwriter best known as being a member of the hit boyband “New Kids On The Block”. His unique voice and good looks caught the attention of teenage girls around the world in the late 80’s and early 90’s.

“Jordan Knights falsetto is amazing! I’ve never heard anything so flawless!”

by aves.02x July 18, 2021

jordan gamage

a dumb short coon

that's a jordan gamage

by the boys and men June 20, 2023

jordan webber

Jordan Webber is a sloppy seconds kinda girl, although she is sexy and will conquer your cock. She is up for anything and anyone, her favorite is doggy style in the bootyhole so everyone hit her up she's from Elma 98541 her number is 360-470-6146

damn I would want to be with Jordan Webber

by Elma kidzzz June 16, 2017

jordan and alex

Two people who are meant for eachother, both like memes and are sexually attracted to eachother (probably) both are lowkey retarded

Val: can jordan and alex like date already?

by Kink is pink June 19, 2017

jordan-carrollism

JCarrollism: To look ones absolute best on a 10/10 level at every social gathering, event or weekend

"Hey man you look swick".

"Thanks man, it's only jordan-carrollism".

by J-swallow February 7, 2014

to jordan (something)

Verb; adding a lever to the intersection of the legs meeting the torso in a way that mocks the male genitalia on a Minecraft building resembling a human.
After Jordan Maron aka CaptainSparklez and his actions in the popular Minecraft Minigame "SethBling's Building Game".

"I added a lever."
"Did you pull a Jordan?"
"So I'm a verb now?"
"Yes. To jordan (something) is now a verb."

by GentlemanPirate August 14, 2015