Jonathan

A person who is perpetually working, overly employed ("empluzz"), and has no social life.

Don't be such a Jonathan—take a break and enjoy life!

by JonathanRizz April 23, 2025

Jonathan Reyes

Lame

"Damn, Jonathan Reyes is so lame."

by jaimee marie January 5, 2015

Jonathan

A Jonathan is an ugly whore who has a crush on anyone named sophie.

Jonathan: Oh my god! Is her name sophie? I’d love to bang her 🤪🤪

by shashasha, shashasha December 1, 2021

Jonathan

Jonathan is that one guy that won't leave your mind.

Ever sense I met Jonathan I always had this feeling about him. And whenever we're together I just feel like the world around me stopped completely. I've never loved someone the way I do to him and is just incredibly surprising how someone I thought I would never be friends with a big part of my life like that.

by theloverandhatergirl November 20, 2023

Jonathan

The boy you never knew you could fall so deeply in love with.

Person 1 "Jonathan? Why would you like him? "
Person 2 "I don't know. Just anything he does makes my heart flutter rapidly."

by Myself/ I /me November 22, 2021

Jonathan

Jonathan is a word to describe someone who is ripped and has massive muscles, it is also used to describe someone with a massive whale cock that attracts all the pussy in the area.

Wow he is a Jonathan he should cum back to my place 😍

by anonymous November 22, 2021

Jonathan

A dumbass!

Jonathan fumbled the love of his life!

by Luv07 November 22, 2023