Jessica Beattie

Jessica Beattie is an amazing bestie who loves Wanda fanfiction and likes to stop her dog humping things. Stay away unless you want to catch the gay.

Oh no! There’s Jessica Beattie! Run away!! She is reading gay!!

by anonymouspeep333 February 4, 2024

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jessica allsop

normally a total twat. name is slop but they wont admit it.

jessica allsop is a mong

by Jessica Allsop December 7, 2023

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jessica

jessica or jessica kitrell is a Kelis Hawkins but taller with dimples and obsessed wtih i-pads

hailey: gurlll
hayley: what gurlll
hailey: guess what gurlll
hayley: what gurlll
hailey im 6'5, like memes
hayley: so ur a jessica gurlll

by GIRRAFE THE DONUT July 30, 2019

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1/4 of “The Daddy Quartet” from the CW tv show “Nerdz”

-she is a sexy queen

-resident nerd

-is sometimes referred to as cilantro by her friends for unknown reasons

-has rly gorgeous friends
-is hated by most people
-Do not give her the chance to talk abt One Direction, Harry Potter, Psychology, the nature of existence or really anything else she has any knowledge of because she will annoy you to death.

Jessica McGovern is so weird she literally said “i don’t want anyone fingering me post-mortem” like- who says that??

by cilantro.is.yummy July 12, 2021

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Jessica

Jensens best friend

Jessica is hanging around the food man again

by BIDisaster April 14, 2020

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Jessica Saturday

Super caring and fun. She’s athletic, dorky, and weird. She plays stupid games on the computer that waste her time and plays with her dogs. atom 2 things about her is she isn’t pretty nor she can sing. She sounds like a rat threw up. Most importantly is her personality- she cares for her friends and family so much so if u ever find a Jessica Saturday- make sure to keep her.

Omg- have you SEEN Jessica Saturday’s post?

by Ummm...yeahhhh May 20, 2018

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