Skittle Shower

It was when you eat too much Chinese food and can barely make it to the bathroom and your ass explodes with sweet and sour colored diarrhea!!! It's a mess!!!

As soon as I finished my third plate of Chinese food at the buffet, I did a Carl Lewis to the bathroom and released a skittle shower all over the toilet!!!

by Johnny Pizza April 7, 2011

Shower Shampoo

When some lazy bastard wants to clean his shower but is only reminded of the task every time he gets in to use it so he squirts shampoo all over the floor of the shower and kicks it around until the bubbles stop and he calls it clean. His logic being: Hey it works on hair right?

Guy 1: Dude! The shower looks great! Did you finally break down and clean it?
Guy 2: Nah, I just gave it the old "shower shampoo".

by JaysJob August 20, 2009

Get in the shower

Shut up.

Person 1: Something sarcastic.
Person 2: Get in the shower.
Person 1: What?
Person 2: Shut up.

by Ducky V.M. Waddlesworth November 7, 2011

shower jellies

When you jack off in the shower and your nut turns to a little sticky jelly type substance.

what took so long in the shower babe? Fucking trying to rinse off all them shower jellies.

by K-fuss1 July 11, 2016

sideline shower

When the shitty plumbing of your building causes the shower to only work at two temperatures: "boiling fucking hot" and "dick shriveling cold," causing you to have to stand to the side of the water stream and touch it really quickly just to clean yourself.

Fuck this seedy motel, the water is so god damn piss ass cold, I have to take a sideline shower unless I want my dick to shrivel up like a raisin.

by dudetagged September 25, 2009

Scouse Shower

Scouse Shower (n)

When in a rush in the morning and you dont have time to have a real shower, you just spray on some deodorant.

"I didn't have time to have a shower when i left Tara's this morning, so i grabbed a quick "Scouse Shower" until i get home.

by rumpire June 3, 2005

Somalian shower

The act of dowsing oneself in axe body spray or similar brand. This is usually done as a replacement for a normal shower after exercising or after smoking.

Ahmed always takes a Somalian shower after gym class rather than washing off.

by ToadAirMarshal June 27, 2011