french valentine

on valentines day, you have plain old sex and talk dirty in french to eachother.

"vous le vous couche avec moi"
"oh i love a french valentine!"

by coochie queen April 29, 2008

French culture

In quaint 60s parlance, oral sex.

Old swinger husband: Is he always that quick on the trigger?
Young swinger wife: Well, it's been known to happen...
Old swinger husband: Well, don't let it worry you. Wait till you meet Tom Harris. He comes when you look at him.
Old swinger wife: Oh, but that don't matter, hon. He'll give you French culture till the cows come home.

by Absurdist July 31, 2009

French Mustache

At the climax of sexual intercourse, the man ejaculates his man créme across the upper lip and adding an aristic swirl to each end. This gives the illusion that the women has a french mustache.

Dude my girl thought it was funny to use teeth while doming me last night, but I set her straight. I slapped a french mustache on that bitch

by Kevin Sandusky February 23, 2011

French Kiss

To put the business end of a gat in a punk bitches mouth.

Did you see Eddie french kiss that faggot? I thought he was going to give him an angry dragon.

by ron c April 13, 2010

french pickle

Getting a blowjob atop the Eiffel Tower, or an Eiffel Tower formation.

Until Julie put it in her mouth that grey Paris afternoon, I never dreamed I'd be french pickled.

by Frank Cheeks November 04, 2009

French Tickling

The act of licking the taint or butthole.

"I had a rough day at work, so my girlfriend gave me some French Tickling when I got home."

by Fizzleface September 25, 2011

French Toasting

the act of making french toast

me: what are you doing?
friend: French toasting
me: is that really a verb?
friend: it is now

by french toaster17 June 02, 2010