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things to do in Florida

1. Leave
2. Why are you still reading?
3. Just fucking leave
Friend- My parents are going to Florida and I wanna go dude
Me- things to do in Florida is a good list like first just leave bro
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Florida Turn

At stoplights and stopsigns, lazily rolling through the stop to make a turn as long as there is enough space but often in a manner inconsiderate to other drivers, in not giving the proper amount of space or not getting up to speed fast enough.
They did a Florida turn right into my lane and I had to slam on the brakes
by sncbrax June 18, 2022
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Florida Firefighter

The Florida Firefighter is the sexual act involving 2 muscular men and 3 or more people around a campfire. The two “firefighters” will pee and cum in the direction of the fire while also aiming towards the peoples face and body.
The party was crazy last night. We even started doing the Florida Firefighter with everyone at the party.
by Dr. Peeinpoopinstein June 19, 2022
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Florida Burky

This happens on the rare occasion when you smoke a joint and then take a shit. The piece of shit looks like the state of Florida. Hot smelly, dark turds with wrinkles.
Yo, Mosley I just had a large Florida Burky! What a stinker
by Tiny Tit Tommy June 25, 2022
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Florida Day

A holiday on April 3, where Florida men supposedly reach their max power.
Tread carefully on April 3......
by PopeChad June 26, 2022
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Florida Water

Diamonds that are so clear they’re like Florida water, usually resulting in them being of higher value. 💎
‘Ever since I got my 2019 Richard Mille, people put respect on my name - must be that Florida water’

Or (as said by rapper Gunna in the FN Meka song “Florida Water”):
“Two tone AP, presidential Rolex (Florida water)”
“If you couldn’t tell, this a white Cuban link on my chest (Florida water)”
“Florida Water, when your carat clarity they treat you with respect”
by 27floors August 8, 2022
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florida river boat

when a man and woman or making love in a hot room the man sucks all the sweat off her and blows it into her vigina
me and kelly where having hot steamy sex it was so hot and i gave her a florida river boat
by lovenycatlickmysac August 18, 2022
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