Webster's Law states that no matter what the subject, a discussion posted in the Real Ale Twats - Viz Facebook group will always reference Doom Bar at some point. This is because of the ubiquity and generic nature of Doom Bar.
(after discussing dispense method for several threads)
-I don't care how my beer is served, so long as it's not Doom Bar.
-Webster's Law!
-I don't care how my beer is served, so long as it's not Doom Bar.
-Webster's Law!
by Freedomslayer99 February 20, 2018
A male who personally prefers the male gender over female, also has major mental disease causing him to say things that an average person would consider homosexual
by T_dono09 March 17, 2019
The more a person makes jokes or memes about a fetish, kink, or alternative lifestyle relating to either of those, the more likely it is that they have said fetish or kink, or desire to live said lifestyle. This includes, but is not limited to: Furry, ABDL, DDLG, etc.
by Vytra February 22, 2019
Similar to Poe's Law, it is the Law which dictates that anyone with an anime picture on their social media account will have either:
1. Awful taste in any noun or activity
2. Terrible, ill-informed opinions on anything related to politics
3. Some combination of the former two
Moe's Law is applied doubly so to those who have pre-pubescent anime girls(also known as lolis) in their profile picture, with possible pedophilia being involved.
1. Awful taste in any noun or activity
2. Terrible, ill-informed opinions on anything related to politics
3. Some combination of the former two
Moe's Law is applied doubly so to those who have pre-pubescent anime girls(also known as lolis) in their profile picture, with possible pedophilia being involved.
"Dude, why does every single person with a Miku avatar seem to post the stupidest shit?"
"Shit my dude, that's a good example of Moe's Law, lemme write that down on Urban Dictionary
"Shit my dude, that's a good example of Moe's Law, lemme write that down on Urban Dictionary
by F. Uck Anime November 07, 2017
The vehicle belonging to your significant other. It is either too fast or too slow, the wrong kind of transmission, not cool enough, or too new and strange compared to your one true ride.
Person 1: Why are you sad? You love driving on road trips!
Person 2: Sure, but my car is in the shop so we have to take the car-in-law.
Person 2: Sure, but my car is in the shop so we have to take the car-in-law.
by petemg January 25, 2011
The inverse law is a mathematical formula used to find the number of drinks you need to bring a girls perceived looks up to a level at which you would bone them.
Number Of Drinks Needed = Desired Level (1-10) / Current Level (1 - 10)
Number Of Drinks Needed = Desired Level (1-10) / Current Level (1 - 10)
Fat girl: Wanna fuck?
Bro: That Girl is like a .6! You cant do it.
You: Well i'll bone her if shes a 4, so inverse law her.
4 / .6 = 6.667
You drink 7 more drinks and magically shes a 4.
Bro: That Girl is like a .6! You cant do it.
You: Well i'll bone her if shes a 4, so inverse law her.
4 / .6 = 6.667
You drink 7 more drinks and magically shes a 4.
by agent69akasexy April 14, 2010
Dudas' Law: A law which states that any imperfection on the female body can be overlooked if her boobs are big enough. A law that is followed by every straight man and some lesbians I guess.
"Hey man want me to hook you up with my sister's friend? She lost a leg in a car fire and is also half-retarded."
"How big are her tits?"
"Huge."
"I'll give her a call."
"Totally man, it's Dudas' law."
"How big are her tits?"
"Huge."
"I'll give her a call."
"Totally man, it's Dudas' law."
by Frisbee Mcmanguydude February 11, 2014