human been

A person who thinks they're clever and beyond the scope of most people.

Someone who considers them self to have already lived an existence. To have already been human.
- Was that person ever human?
- Yup. They were a human been before they got their doctorate in philosophy and existentialism.
by livnbored December 25, 2010
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The Human Flail

When one fist is shoved wrist deep in the Vagina, and the other is likewise inserted into the anus. One then proceeds to lift the recipient into the air with both fists, the recipient thus becomes the human flail.
Bro1: Bro, my girlfriend and I tried The Human Flail last night!

Bro2: Dude, no way! How was it?

Bro1: It was great! Arms, legs, and titties were everywhere!
by Batgirlkyoki February 21, 2016
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Human deodorant

When someone usually a jock/bully or anyone that can overpower someone makes someone else lick thier armpits in place of deodorant.
At school I begged the bully not to give me a swirly. He said why and I said that I have an armpit fetish. He said that he would make me his human deodorant and tell the football team. Now I lick the sweat from their armpits forever.
by A knowing person July 25, 2021
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Human Hamburger

What you transform into when you implode in a 670 cm × 280 cm × 250 cm 9,525 kg submarine piloted by a logitech gaming controller 3,500 meters below sea level.
Those rich fucks turned into human hamburgers.
by Shogun__ August 27, 2023
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Human Puffbar

An exotic sexual position in which individual #1 places their lips on individual #2’s butthole. To successfully perform the Human Puffbar, individual #2 must fart into individual #1’s mouth. Individual #1 must inhale the flateuous gas.
Me: yo did you see those chicks do the Human Puffbar
by ZoonieB March 04, 2023
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Blank Human

A person that wears Neutral Colors is a person that see’s the better things in life. A person who doesn’t care enough about style, they like to keep it simple and sleek. It often looks like they wear the same clothes twice but they have multiple pairs. They usually Cary very few emotions and usually have a resting Bitch face. They don’t care for the bad things in life. They avoid drama and fights unless they truly have to defend them selfs. They don’t have energy to lie to anybody anymore and most likely have been through a heartbreak or two. They don’t talk about themselves unless somebody asks or that’s how they compare. A blank human does not care for the drama and the publicity, but they care for the fun, the experience, the stories, and the happiness that they rarely get even though They are deserving of it.
Person 1-“Look at Danny, Ever since that girl I haven’t seen an anything but a frown on his face, its been 2 years.”

Person 2 “he’s a blank human, she broke him and he’s still rebuilding himself, he looks mean but he really just doesn’t invite himself or spark conversations with anyone, Maybe we should invite him one day”

Person 1 “ Maybe we should he just looks like he’s been through everything”

Person 2 “ he’s been through a lot, but he’s still pushing, im honestly surprised knowing that 90% of these people could never”
by The Blank Man May 02, 2023
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Human Puzzle

The act of spooning, where ones body contours to anothers, forming an "interlocking" puzzle
Ya man, she completed the human puzzle while we were spooning on the couch!
by mr.healthteacher June 14, 2012
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