Tijuana Handshake

When a person dips his/her hand in the toilet and then proceed to give someone a handjob.

I got a Tijuana handshake last night at the stripclub.

by Señor el Noches July 18, 2018

Irish handshake

Putting your unwashed fingers into a friend's beer when they are not looking. Especially after coming from the toilet.

You remember the time I gave Seamus a good ol' Irish handshake in the pub?

by theseamus July 23, 2018

Sandy handshake

When ur mad at a dude & slip a piece of sandpaper into ur palm before giving him a hand job

Hillary laughed off bills indescretions and left him with a sandy handshake.

by Occupational breather August 3, 2018

Jazzy Handshake

When a traditional hand shake doesn’t express you fully. Just face each other and snap your fingers while crouching down.

It was just so exciting when Steve told me about his engagement. We just did a jazzy handshake we were so excited!

by mainah March 29, 2019

CANadian HandSHAKE

cunnalingus

She’s from Toronto ya know - gave er tha old Canadian handshake last night

by Supsupsuperman May 3, 2019

horizontal handshake

A.k.a. "moocher's greeting" or "glad-handout"; it refers to where one of your "friends" beamingly approaches you with extended arm as if to greet you with a hearty palm-clasp, but instead of positioning his hand vertically the way one usually does when shaking hands, he holds his outstretched palm **upwards** so that his hand is horizontal --- this "gimme, gimme, gimme" position is how his hand is usually held whenever he is around fellow humans (duh!).

I always feel suspicious whenever someone greets me with a horizontal handshake, since it is a good indication that he is planning to ask me for a handout.

by QuacksO August 2, 2019

peasant handshake

When someone shits on their hand then shakes the second partys hand with out said person knowing in an act of a agreement and promise.

similar to "Spit on it" when both partys spit on their hands and shake in a act of agreement and promise

I made a promise with Dave not to talk about the fact I cheated on my wife and after I shook his hand I found his shit on my hand.
The dude did a peasant handshake.

by billy mc 1969 August 7, 2019