man handle

the saggy lovehandle region on a fat child, middle-aged alcoholic, or old man. a handle on wich to grab during hot 40yo sex, or older. these hairy regions are most aperant when in the office when not wearing a suit or just a button down shirt that is tucked in. also the wonderful spectical of going swimming at a public pool. there always is a fat old man with man handles see also love handle they are usualy hairy unless the man was a twink when he was younger. the ladies dont get love handles they get fat. you cannot tell a woman that she has love handles she will get mad you smacktard

check out the man handles on frank caliendo. those things are nasta

by ty April 2, 2005

Cliff Hanger

When you are trying to deliver the Cleveland Steamer and you have an amazing turtle head that will not squeeze out on to her milky breasts

No I will not hit you with the Oklahoma Hot Pocket, just wait til I push this Cliff Hanger off on your chest and the Dirty Pirate won't be necessary either.

by The RoadyOshow June 9, 2009

Hangers

A term for a person who latches or lingers near you or at your place of residence for an extended period of time when their welcome has clearly expired. Hangers are also people who make a mess of your room, eat all your food, and use your shower frequently. Hangers talk really fast and motives at first are unknown, till they are revealed and it is too late. Hangers can cause flooding with other hangers present.

Hangers are mooches and or trolls

by Nogamz August 30, 2016

Ham hanger

Someone who hangs ham. This normally declares someones sexual beliefs.

John is a ham hanger. He hangs man meat.

by BB4L June 21, 2006

baggage handlers forearm

The state of a man's genitalia after a prolonged bout of wanking, frottage or lube free sex (possibly with a post-menopausal MILF)

Derived from the state of a baggage handlers forarm after being repeatedly thrust through partially opened zips to steal cartier watches, mobiles and anything else they can get their theiving hands on.

I was up all night bumming your mum and now my cock's like a baggage handlers forearm.

by murty murt August 23, 2006

Beef hangers

The intimate feminine area which is slightly loose.

I was hanging out of your mum from her beef hangers.

by Chris Bradshaw March 12, 2008

dick handle

It's the flusher of a urinal which gets touched by a hand immediately after said hand leaves a dick and it quite possibly the dirtiest place on earth.

If I touch that dick handle, I may as well just grab every guy's junk in the place.

by J. Hoy April 1, 2008