by kobtoe June 30, 2022

when you have to take a massive shit during a video call and you can’t get off camera. It is often accompanied by signs of physical distress or appeasement.
I was on a management meeting the other day and my cousin appeared to be stroking something. Come to find out, he was trying to calm his dog who was holding a loaf and needed a run around the block to drop wolf bait.
by Mashpee Sal March 12, 2025

ur really cool
by goawaybozo July 7, 2022

That one dude in every crew who acts like he's about to throw hands, but actually his toughest move is yelling "hold me back!" hoping his friends actually do "hold him back"
by JJ💔LOVE August 3, 2024

by My Left Nut<3 May 7, 2022

African American little girl stopped to talk to a white couple with a baby. The African American dad yells out to his daughter "HOLD YOUR LIGHT" and with that the little girl puts her head down and walks away from the white family.
by Lisaluv April 4, 2023

“hold my stuff”, but this definition can only be used when you need both hands to rack gear or throw hands. only allowed to be used when in a group of your favourite people, because no one will understand otherwise
vic: “HOLD MY POODLE (aka HOLD MY POOD)”
abbey: *holds Vic’s stuff (aka gear, handbag, drink etc.)
everyone: *laughs
abbey: *holds Vic’s stuff (aka gear, handbag, drink etc.)
everyone: *laughs
by KRAZYKATLADY101 February 6, 2024
