Green Hat

If somebody gives you a green hat as a gift, congratulations they slept your wife or girlfriend

Hey nice Green Hat who gave it to you?
Meaning: Hey who did your significant other cheat on you with?

by Midnight Poet November 29, 2022

gimmie that hat

A form of foreplay in which one asks for each item of their partner’s clothing until they are nude. As referenced in season 1 episode 6 of New Girl

“Last night I did Gimmie that Hat with Sam, it was so hot”

by LMMaehem February 6, 2018

Ham Hat

When you’re sucking the cock of a fat guy and his belly lays on your head like a hat.

Every time I suck off Big Bob, I end up with his belly on my head like a goddamn Ham Hat.

by MacGregor209 October 8, 2022

Skankees Hats

Yankees hats worn my skanky girls trying to make themselves appear sexy, ghetto, pimp, legit, etc.

Amber: "Hey, look at those girls in the Skankees Hats."

Rosie: "What skanks.. Let's get one!"

by nottaskank August 11, 2010

Hat Shagger

A person in a uniformed profession who is obsessed with their job.

He’s such a hat shagger. He loves his uniform so much, he would fuck his own hat.

by Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. July 22, 2023

hoot in a hat

An owl in a cute hat

That's as baller as a hoot in a hat!

by Benji2018 May 3, 2018

thinking hats

thinking a lot, Think carefully

we will keep up our thinking hats about it

by Fuad ALkhafajy April 4, 2021