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Cum Guts

It is most like a jiggly stomach that when the person walks the dimply stomach will shimmer as though it is a bag full of cum. Mostly seen on women who have guts as fat men generally have hard guts.
Whoa, look at her cum guts!
by Frobt October 8, 2014
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Gut Ripper

an absolutely geneva convention violating stinky fart that can not be stopped, suppressed or muted in any way. You could turn on a jet engine and not drown out a gut ripper. These often hurt coming out and cause stomach gurgling. If you hear your stomach gurgling violently and a strong feeling down there, get away from large crowds before you explode. Sometimes, gut rippers are legally considered chemical weapons. Also, some cause 100% chance of sharting. Be careful around these.
Person 1: Man, i'm aboutta drop a gut ripper
Person 2: Everybody run!
by sigmasuprise125 November 23, 2023
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Gothmog gut

When your gut looks like Gothmogs face
I thought I looked good slim, but you can see my Gothmog gut
by Wormdress April 24, 2023
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Slicker than Gopher Guts on a Garden Gate

to describe something so slippery and slick that it will slide off of any surface, or a person who is so untrustworthy and clearly greasy that they gleam in the sun.
"You heard about Donny snitching to the cops?"

"Yeah. That dude was always slicker than gopher guts on a garden gate."

"Real Talk"
by DJAJ Dubsac November 9, 2011
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turkey guts

Turkey guts is when your partner has the runs, yet still wants to do anal.
“Ayo, I was out on a date at a Mexican restaurant and my date had turkey guts”

Did you still hit?”
“Yes”
by Grell November 28, 2023
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Puke a dog off a gut wagon

Uuhhhhhhgggggg this coleslaw is so gross you could puke a dog off a gut wagon!
by puddytat April 27, 2019
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Gut Burger

A greasy ass hamburger that causes diarrhea. Particular burgers that are eaten at late-night restaurants after you have just come from the club/bar after a night of drinking.
Man them White Castles are a certified Gut Burger; I just couldn't stop shittin the whole morning.
by anonymous January 12, 2023
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