LOOK ITS A SPOOKY GHOST
by M. Poppins November 11, 2018
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The Ghostbuster’s ghost elimination policies came in for much debate criticism, some speculated whether they were the source of the sudden unexplained increases in spectral activity in the tri-state area. Others including the EPA, were concerned about their use of unliscened nuclear accelerators in their work and the waste chemicals in their basement. This came to a head with the EPA shutting down their ghost storage facility which had the equivalent effect of dropping a bomb on the city. The Ghostbusters (now including Winston Zeddemore) were arrested and eventually cleared of all charges and proceeded to stop an invading god-like being called Gozer The Gozarian which took the form of a hundred foot marshmallow gay sailor on shore leave. By crossing their nuclear accelerator streams they managed to destroy the marshmellow sailor, create a marshmallow rain storm and blow the top 15 floors off of 55 Central Park West.
Despite saving the world once more Ghostbusters Inc shut down for good in 1991 amidst huge debts and lack of business.
The Ghostbuster’s ghost elimination policies came in for much debate criticism, some speculated whether they were the source of the sudden unexplained increases in spectral activity in the tri-state area. Others including the EPA, were concerned about their use of unliscened nuclear accelerators in their work and the waste chemicals in their basement. This came to a head with the EPA shutting down their ghost storage facility which had the equivalent effect of dropping a bomb on the city. The Ghostbusters (now including Winston Zeddemore) were arrested and eventually cleared of all charges and proceeded to stop an invading god-like being called Gozer The Gozarian which took the form of a hundred foot marshmallow gay sailor on shore leave. By crossing their nuclear accelerator streams they managed to destroy the marshmellow sailor, create a marshmallow rain storm and blow the top 15 floors off of 55 Central Park West.
Despite saving the world once more Ghostbusters Inc shut down for good in 1991 amidst huge debts and lack of business.
Are You trounled by strange noises in the middle of the night? Do you experience feelings of dread in your basement or attic? Have you or your family actually seen a spook spectre or ghost? If the answer is yes then don’t wait another minute. Just pick up the phone and call the professionals. Ghostbusters. Our courteous and efficient staff are on call 24hrs a day to serve all your supernatural elimination needs. We’re Ready To Believe You.
-Actual dialogue from Ghostbusters TV commercial circa 1984.
-Actual dialogue from Ghostbusters TV commercial circa 1984.
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as in ghost producer, ghost songwriter, ghost writer (books) etc.
that means when the person remains anonymous or doesn't take credit for his/her work.
that means when the person remains anonymous or doesn't take credit for his/her work.
1) Kanye "ghost-produced" for rapper D-Dot before.
2) Ne-Yo ghost-wrote for Beyonce on her song Irreplaceable and everybody thought Beyonce had written the song.
3) Much of the later part of the children’s horror series Goosebumps was ghostwritten.
2) Ne-Yo ghost-wrote for Beyonce on her song Irreplaceable and everybody thought Beyonce had written the song.
3) Much of the later part of the children’s horror series Goosebumps was ghostwritten.
by DCJohnson December 21, 2008
Get the ghost mug.A ghost poo is _the_ rarest and king of all poos. It challenges your grasp on reality, because when you look in the bowl to see what you've done (don't worry, eveyone does this) there is no smell and nothing there... puzzling enough, but when you wipe your arse it's already as clean as... well as clean as it ever was.
The ghost poo is smooth and firm enough to be ejected with
"toilet escape velocity" i.e. you shot it right around the u-bend. So it not only disappears but there is no lingering pong, as it only had a millisecond of exposure to the atmosphere.
So... did you really poo. The only evidence is few unreliably changed synapses that are busy trying to work out more important stuff.
The ghost poo is smooth and firm enough to be ejected with
"toilet escape velocity" i.e. you shot it right around the u-bend. So it not only disappears but there is no lingering pong, as it only had a millisecond of exposure to the atmosphere.
So... did you really poo. The only evidence is few unreliably changed synapses that are busy trying to work out more important stuff.
"I just had a brilliant shit. Well, I mean, I think I did."
"I just had a ghost poo. It's a shame for people who will never have one"
"I just had a ghost poo. It's a shame for people who will never have one"
by Malc_C July 24, 2008
Get the ghost poo mug.These chips are looking bloody tasty, but if you want them you have to go zap zap zap and shoot ghost george till he starts turning normal and hes like 'oh noo', then you can grab his ghost chips and be like 'sweet as bro'
This from the epic song 'Ghost Chips' by the Cuzzies <3
This from the epic song 'Ghost Chips' by the Cuzzies <3
by person1232145654 November 23, 2011
Get the Ghost chips mug.This pepper is 100 times as hot as the Habenaro Chili Pepper. So, this chili is also referred to as 'The Chuck Norris Breath Mint'
by Turraaayyy. September 25, 2011
Get the ghost pepper mug.Bob: Did you just see that f**kin idiot?
Fred: Oh, you mean the guy with a t shirt so big it looked like a dress, running next to his hoopty-ass cheverolet?
Bob: Yeah, that guy. He's ghost riding his whip.
Fred: Ghost ride huh? F**kin idiot.
Fred: Oh, you mean the guy with a t shirt so big it looked like a dress, running next to his hoopty-ass cheverolet?
Bob: Yeah, that guy. He's ghost riding his whip.
Fred: Ghost ride huh? F**kin idiot.
by oakland bob fred November 24, 2007
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