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German Teacup

A gamblers game for gearheads involving whiskey, milk, money, plastic bags and/or a wet/dry vac, and a willing/incapacitated owner of a 4 wheel drive, turbo, kroutburning automobile.

(yeah yeah, safe place etc etc etc, dont try this at home, yadda yadda)

Parking lot, frozen lake, some D-bag neighbors lawn, etc.

All 4 'contestants' toss $20-whatever $ ya got into the console. Winner takes all

Take shot of whiskey, then the shot of milk. Wait one min. Take second shot of whiskey, check seatbelts and ralph pouch, hang on.

Driver (Also contestant #1) turns and holds the wheel all the way left, trans in 2nd gear, hit the throttle and as it hits the rev limiter, side step the clutch and the game is afoot. Sit and spin on juice ensues.

Last to 'purge said shots' wins the cash. First to 'purge' cleans afore mentioned unknowing owners car, 'as best one sees fit'. . . or not, if was used as the game board, the driver more than likely doesnt know anyway.
See above, more info would ruin 'game modifications' which are much welcomed and appreciated. But it makes me put in German Teacup, so there it is.

Game by:
TheGinMill

Name and 'inspiration' by:
Slowrocco

Both of ?id=84 on the Vortex.
by TGM74 July 5, 2007
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German Facelift

Letting a girl grind ur face till it is slightly tightened
OMG that fit girl gave me a german facelift, she had been drinking pineapple all day so it tasted lush
by Banham July 8, 2009
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German Shower

When someone farts into the intake of a CPAP machine while it's user is sleeping. There's no escape.
Similar to a Dutch Oven, but the victims of a German Shower can only be on CPAP.
by leatherneck May 31, 2012
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german shiza porn

A type of porn found in germany in which the man lies underneith the womans asshole, and sucks out a nice steamy fart. The idea of sucking out a fart seems gross and uncivilized but in reality adam and eve often got bored with regular sex so they got interesting ideas with this love nugget.
Bob: Wow man, I was fucking Tracy last night and she asked if I would perform German Shiza Porn on her, and I said yes and it was amazing!
Tom: Dude its taken me years to even drink chelseas piss...
by Jason Dhillon April 29, 2008
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German

True or false: 'Bieber' is German for basketball
by Azzman11 May 5, 2010
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German firelog

The burning sensation in the ass crack during or after the process of taking a shit
taylor had a german firelog after eating large amounts of dried raisins.
by nick benda August 23, 2007
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German Shepard

The person you play around with at work or school who is NOT your significant other.
I don't care what or who you do in your spare time... I don't care if its a German Shepard...just don't come to work/class all bit up...

That guy Alec... he's my german shepard.
by Cyrano De Bergerac III February 4, 2010
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