Getting the Baltes

The act of totally getting screwed over at work in the midst of a hectic day.

Jim: "It is going to be super busy in the store today."
Bob: "Yeah and we have a huge work list to get done."
Jim: "and a ton of customers to take care of, maybe Brad can help us out with the customers while we get the work list done."
Bob: "Dude, Brad went home early said he needed to cut hours today."
Jim: "are you fucking kidding me man? We are totally Getting the Baltes in here today!"

by Polish Assassin June 22, 2011

Getting Eyes

To get a hold of something tangible the way you want to have it, usually a sexual term.

whats up girl, let me get eyes on them big ol booty cheeks.

damn she is bad, i wanna get eyes on that.

hey dude, let me get eyes on some of that beer.

im about to go get some eyes on that taco truck.

last night i was just getting eyes.

by backflipninja September 12, 2011

getting cochelled

When a significantly older man deflowers a prepubescent boy.

Mom: Hey sweetie how was your math tutor Kenneth?

6-year-old: Not bad but I think I was getting cochelled. It hurts whenever I sit down…

by _Dominex_Kenneth_69_ June 4, 2023

get yoinked

When you steal a small thing (usually food) from someone in a funny context, and you want to say something retarded that makes them laugh.

e.g.
Person 1: *takes biscuit from person 2's hands*
Person 2: Hey! Fuck you!
Person 1: Haha! Get yoinked!

by le zoink December 12, 2018

Get Wonkafied

When Willy Wonka acts... you know... like Willy Wonka.

Willy Wonka: *slaps snobby child*
Person: “Get Wonkafied”

by Teaveem October 28, 2018

get a run

The action of going to the liquor store to buy alcohol.

1: "Hey man could you get a run for me?"
2: "Sure dude, what do you want from the packy?"

by southshorescum January 29, 2019

getting lucy'd

Getting flamed/roasted so bad in public that death would have been a better option

It was terrible having to witness Aston getting lucy'd. To this day his children are still suffering third degree burns

by Kenny cheesenuts February 2, 2022